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Ben and Kris

Played by Michael Condron and Chris Patrick Simpson

They are walking, talking colanders

Some people describe the border region as bandit country – Ben is one of those people. He sees himself as a sheriff walking the line looking out for bad-guys and helping little ladies off stage-coaches.

Kris on the other hand has just become a new Dad and is grateful to be working. Ben ensures they play a lot of country music in the car. They are happy to provide information for the locals who live and work in the border area. No question is too daft to answer.

They patrol the border, but they’re here to let you through. Like human sieves, they are walking, talking colanders.

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