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1. At 01:23 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Nigel Macarthur wrote:

   Hang on! Whose hand is this on my face?

2. At 01:25 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Nigel Macarthur wrote:

   If these are real mountains behind us, how come there are creases in them?

3. At 01:28 PM on 23 Nov 2006, ben wrote:

   Bush: Vietnam doesn't seem so bad, I don't see what all the fuss was about...

4. At 01:30 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Nigel Macarthur wrote:

   Paper wraps nose. No, hang on! That isn't it...

5. At 01:33 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Pix6, Vienna wrote:

   The queue for auditions for the "Carry On, Harry Potter" film ....

6. At 01:43 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:

   No George, his name isn't Charlie.

7. At 01:44 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:

   No George, just because we've got our dresing gowns on it doesn't mean it's time to climb the wooden hill to Bedfordshire.
   

8. At 01:50 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:

   Sino-CITES? Is that something to do with saving pandas?

9. At 01:52 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Clare wrote:

   Putin is saying "Don't take the pinafore off yet guys, I'm going to sneeze again...!"

10. At 01:54 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:

    Sinusitis? Are the Chinese here as well?

11. At 01:56 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Jan Podsiadly wrote:

    Axis of See No Evil

12. At 01:57 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:

    Gee, who's next to have their hair cut?

13. At 02:03 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Hop wrote:

    What's his name, 'Hoo Dun Wan'?

14. At 02:03 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Colin Nelson wrote:

    Bush "Hey, Barbara. Snap!"

15. At 02:04 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Chris wrote:

    Putin "George, I wouldn't say that again, he's going to belt you....."

16. At 02:09 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Saffron Garey wrote:

    When they asked if I knew The Mikado, I thought they meant Emperor Akihito.

17. At 02:11 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Ian S wrote:

    Putin to Bush, i can't believe you just shaved a swear word into his hair.

18. At 02:13 PM on 23 Nov 2006, lynn wrote:

    A Putin in hand in tunic with Bush.

19. At 02:16 PM on 23 Nov 2006, lynn wrote:

    In Texas we say pinch your nose to stop laughing.

20. At 02:20 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Gearoid O'Muimeachain wrote:

    Look Vladimir - I know we won in Vietnam - I remember seeing a documentary in the eighties, showing how we won, called "First Blood" - I'll get you a copy, if you don't believe me... what!?!...what's so funny!?!

21. At 02:20 PM on 23 Nov 2006, lynn wrote:

    Thank God it's not a sleepover

22. At 02:20 PM on 23 Nov 2006, chris, witney wrote:

    Everything is a source of fun
    Nobody's safe, for we care for none
    Life is a joke that's just begun
    Three little maids from school

23. At 02:23 PM on 23 Nov 2006, lynn wrote:

    Reminds me of Wee Willie Winkie

24. At 02:23 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Gareth Jones, Anglesey wrote:

    I think me and the chinese guy need a haircut but you should be OK

25. At 02:26 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:

    Let me guess, it was Agent Orange in the Delta with the candlestick.

26. At 02:27 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Gillian Eaton wrote:

    Vladamir was outraged and very embarrassed. He was assured his outfit was a designer exclusive.

27. At 02:32 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Gareth Jones, Anglesey wrote:

    Yo Putin! ...why does the name 'Vee-yet-narm' sound so familiar to me ?

28. At 02:34 PM on 23 Nov 2006, matt white wrote:

    once upon a time there were three presidents who had very challenging jobs... now they work for me my name's charlie

29. At 02:35 PM on 23 Nov 2006, grahame blanchard wrote:

    You think we look stupid. Tony has been cast as Widow Twankey.

30. At 02:35 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Kip wrote:

    A final adjustment at Madame Taussaud's and it would be time to remove the dust sheets.

31. At 02:36 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Simon White wrote:

    Yo Putin - This Hogwarts Collage hornery degree, is it on the level?

32. At 02:36 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Robin, Edinburgh wrote:

    Only George was amused when Tony Blair played "got your nose" with Mr Putin.

33. At 02:39 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Kip wrote:

    Putin: Hu's the Chinese President.
    Bush: I dunno, I'll ask this guy in front of us.

34. At 02:39 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Kip wrote:

    Hello Gorbie, Vlad here.... and you thought Reagan was dumb.

35. At 02:40 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Tim Knott wrote:

    "What do you fancy to eat later?"
    "Well I sure could murder a Chinese!"

36. At 02:41 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Marcus Booth wrote:

    Bush, "Damn, I followed through"

37. At 02:47 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Kip wrote:

    Siberian nose singing is virtually unknown in the US but in China is more popular than karaoke.

38. At 02:49 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Kip wrote:

    Hu's got a bald spot! Hu's ot a bald spot!

39. At 02:50 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Kip wrote:

    Vladimir knew that George shouldn't have hung the "Kick Me" sign on Hu's back but found it hilarious anyway.

40. At 02:50 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Candace wrote:

    Putin: "Da, Georg, I knew the opening was supposed to be at the front."

41. At 02:51 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Rob Falconer wrote:

    "Don't know what an Intao is," muttered Bush, "But I'm sure it is Huge."

42. At 02:53 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Kip wrote:

    Right, I'm going to jump down, run around the back and I bet I'll get on the photo twice.

43. At 02:54 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Candace wrote:

    Putin: "It doesn't rhyme with 'how-dee'"

44. At 02:56 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Valerie Falconer wrote:

    Bush was terrified when he saw the pretzel balanced on Hu's nose

45. At 02:58 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Graz wrote:

    “Must have been summit he ate!�

46. At 02:59 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Candace wrote:

    Putin: "Thallium is a heavy metal, Comrade, but not a band"

47. At 03:01 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Candace wrote:

    Putin: "Da, I knew your Daddy was once with the CIA"

48. At 03:03 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Helen wrote:

    As usual, the dress really only suited ONE of the bridesmaids...

49. At 03:06 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Nick McDonnell wrote:

    Trust me, Vladimir. There's nothing like a 'Kick Me' note to break the ice.

50. At 03:07 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Kieran Boyle wrote:

    "If we're going paintballing I want some goggles like that guy."

51. At 03:07 PM on 23 Nov 2006, wrote:

    Good thing them Chinese kept out of Vietnam, Vlad, or they'd have been in big trouble.

52. At 03:10 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Nick McDonnell wrote:

    I only said 'Good morning, Vietnam'.

53. At 03:11 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Kip wrote:

    Anybody seen Tinky-Winky?

54. At 03:12 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Kip wrote:

    Pity Cherie Blair ain't here, she'd have liked these get-ups, they're free.

55. At 03:13 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Robin, Edinburgh wrote:

    The years had not been kind to Harry, Ron and Hermione

    Or

    The only thing worse than the new England strip was the choice of players.

56. At 03:13 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Cayley, Santiago wrote:

    If you squint like this there's a 3D dinasour on his back.

57. At 03:13 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Pat McGarry wrote:

    "We won this one, right?"

58. At 03:20 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Lee Pike wrote:

    Do ya think he'll notice you're really Dave Allen in disguise?

59. At 03:27 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Lee Pike wrote:

    Just wait 'til we pose on those steps, Hu's gonna look even shorter!

60. At 03:30 PM on 23 Nov 2006, laura wrote:

    ...and to think, I was going to wear my Smurf outfit today.

61. At 03:32 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Tim McMahon wrote:

    
    1)"I thought he said origami"
    2)MASH,CRASH & SPLASH ...
    3)Who said the fun had gone out of politics?
    4)It's Panto-time ,Wishey,washey & twanky !
    5)The latest 'Bush-whacker trial'?

62. At 03:33 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Lee Pike wrote:

    ..so my security guard says "no, when I said I was a Vietnam VET you misunderstood me", so they ate the dog instead.

63. At 03:36 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Olly Bacon wrote:

    The skills of the contestants on the new series of 'Celebrity Hair Stylists' left something to be desired.

64. At 03:37 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Neil Whitton wrote:

    Bush: "fancy a Chinese?"
    Putin: "No, but I could murder a russian"

65. At 03:41 PM on 23 Nov 2006, wrote:

    So we're just waiting for Blair and Chairman Mao, right?

66. At 03:41 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Mark wrote:

    Putin's mason handshake backfires so he can't avoid art class

67. At 03:41 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Tim McMahon wrote:

    The Emperors' new clothes as designed by Trinny & Sussanah ?

68. At 03:48 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Derek Behan wrote:

    Bush "The gear's OK,it's these stiletto high heels I hate!"

69. At 03:52 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Iain wrote:

    When they first told me about this guy I said "He's huge into what?" Fortunately the ±«Óãtv has this "How to Say" section on its website, that's how I know this isn't a Vorsprung Durch Tunic.

70. At 03:57 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Claire wrote:

    Blair: wow, this Putin mask is really hard to remove.

71. At 04:02 PM on 23 Nov 2006, David wrote:

    "In the distance, look, i see a WMD",

72. At 04:04 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Glenn Dixon wrote:

    Simon says stand on one leg. Simon says nod your head......Pinch your nose!

73. At 04:07 PM on 23 Nov 2006, wrote:

    You're telling me this little guy's really Michael Moore? OK, one Atomic Wedgie coming up.

74. At 04:11 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Martin Payne wrote:

    Chinese takeover of US and Russia revealed

75. At 04:12 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Martin Payne wrote:

    Where's Prince Philip when you need him?

76. At 04:16 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Valerie Falconer wrote:

    Bush was terrified when he saw the pretzel balanced on Hu's nose

77. At 04:17 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Rob Falconer wrote:

    Bush had got his tunic on and wondered when they were going to get their paint-pots out

78. At 04:23 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Paddy Cass wrote:

    You may take Bush out of Texas but you'll never take the Texas out of him ''ao dai partner!''

79. At 04:30 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Speed wrote:

    "I look down on him..."

80. At 04:30 PM on 23 Nov 2006, TinnyTina wrote:

    Mr Bush, wearing Oriental clothes doesn't mean you can speak Chinese automaticly!

81. At 04:32 PM on 23 Nov 2006, James McPherson wrote:

    Chinese Premier's mullet causes mirth.

82. At 04:32 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Helene Parry wrote:

    The "I Have Never Learned To Speak English" club holds its inaugural meeting.

83. At 04:33 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Gordon Tonker wrote:

    I'm telling you, it's a wig

84. At 04:37 PM on 23 Nov 2006, David Devine wrote:

    Have you heard the one about the Englishman, Irishman and the Chinaman...

85. At 04:37 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Dom wrote:

    'Oh god how embarassing, I said I was wearing the baby blue chinese jacket'

86. At 04:43 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Speed wrote:

    "I look down on him..."

87. At 04:43 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Rich wrote:

    APECs of fashion?

88. At 04:45 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Marie wrote:

    Shall you tell him his robe is tucked in his pants or shall I?

89. At 04:46 PM on 23 Nov 2006, NJDwyer wrote:

    Did YOU put the "kick me" sticker on his back, Vlad?

90. At 05:01 PM on 23 Nov 2006, wrote:

    Hi, Michael Moore? No, not a stitch underneath, just wait 'til he turns round.

91. At 05:01 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Rob Falconer wrote:

    Dubya takes part in a remake of the classic Fawlty Towers sketch and doesn't mention the war ... too much

92. At 05:06 PM on 23 Nov 2006, David Gorton wrote:

    So I pinch my nose like this and my Bush android goes on the rampage.

93. At 05:16 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Neil wrote:

    P: "Hu is the President of China"
    B: "I don't know - who is the President of China?"

94. At 05:16 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Richard Parker wrote:

    I hate the way these hospital gowns gape at the back - don't you?

95. At 05:20 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Simon White wrote:

    So then I told Blair 'he has weapons of mass destruction' and he believed me.............

96. At 05:22 PM on 23 Nov 2006, wrote:

    The antithesis of the see-no-evil, hear-no-evil, speak-no-evil monkeys.

97. At 05:25 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Rob Evans wrote:

    Ok Vlad when i say go, we give him a wedgie.

98. At 05:27 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Dale Whitaker wrote:

    Mid-term blues become fashionable

99. At 05:30 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Pix6, Vienna wrote:

    The three witches make their appearance in the new all-male production of Macbeth.

100. At 05:32 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Jon Bright wrote:

     The first lady of Russia comes under scrutiny after advising the president not to wear the red one

101. At 05:33 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Mark wrote:

     I love the smell of APEC in the morning.

102. At 05:36 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Pix6, Vienna wrote:

     Vlad the Inhaler

103. At 05:45 PM on 23 Nov 2006, eric wrote:

     Putin: "Look, I've told you that it doesn't make you look fat ok? now don't ask me again"

104. At 06:05 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Linda wrote:

     I've always wanted to do Aladin - Blair can be Widow Twanky.

105. At 06:06 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Joe Lister wrote:

     Bush: "Did you hear he actually put corrupt politicians in Jail, what’s the point in rigging elections if you can not get away with it"

106. At 06:09 PM on 23 Nov 2006, a dahn wrote:

     Yo, Putin, what d'ya think of this gookwrap?

107. At 06:35 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Nick Comber wrote:

     Putin: "Just because we're wearing exciting tunics does not mean you have to excitably punch me in the nose, George"

108. At 06:44 PM on 23 Nov 2006, roy goodall wrote:

     Putin : "What a stink ! Is it fish or his deodorant ?"
     Bush : "derrrr - what stink?"

109. At 06:44 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Helen wrote:

     'What about that cold war eh?'

110. At 06:45 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Stig wrote:

     To think I dodged the draft - it's kinda peaceful here really..

111. At 06:53 PM on 23 Nov 2006, wrote:

     Putin rates Hu Jintao's standup routine.

112. At 06:56 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Speed wrote:

     "Yo Putin, ain't this photp pose for our band a bit cliched?"

113. At 06:57 PM on 23 Nov 2006, David Devine wrote:

     If you look down, you can just see a bald spot appearing

114. At 07:03 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Stig wrote:

     Gee, I'm sure it's on back to front. Back home they put me in one every night..

115. At 07:04 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Alan wrote:

     Bush: When shall we three meet again,
     In outfits that are a bit more plain ?
     
     Putin: When the hurly-burly's done,
     And redneck George has got his gun.
     
     Hu Jintao: Where the place ?
     
     Putin: Upon the heath.
     For Uncle Sam to deal out death.
     
     Bush: Fair is foul and foul is fair,
     I'll soon outwit this fancy pair.

     [WMD explosions off]
     
     

116. At 07:10 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Stig wrote:

     Yo, Putin, I think I smell thallium, what about you?

117. At 07:12 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Andy G wrote:

     GWB - Condie, he said he was Huge In Tao. Does this Tao place need democratizationing?

118. At 07:13 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Andy G wrote:

     GWB - when Hu finds out what happened to his curtains, we are in serious trouble.

119. At 07:18 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Andy G wrote:

     GWB - So he really told you that he doesn't dye his hair!

120. At 07:42 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Helene Parry wrote:

     Burt Kwouk stands in for Bill at the Goodies' reunion.

121. At 07:43 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Sean Smith wrote:

     "Hey fellas, are these sleeves supposed to be tied behind the back?"

122. At 07:51 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Sean Smith wrote:

     "I hope Mrs Putin doesn't see me in this...it's going to be her Christmas present"

123. At 08:04 PM on 23 Nov 2006, David Ommanney wrote:

     Putin: "OK, so who does this make me look like ?"

124. At 08:07 PM on 23 Nov 2006, wrote:

     genuine Ming

125. At 08:07 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Mark Esdale wrote:

     Hey Vlad, what did President Ju Jitsu mean by "I think Mr Bush has problem with his career"

126. At 08:20 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Sean Smith wrote:

     "No sign of that Kim Ono fella from the Japan summit..."

127. At 08:31 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Sean Smith wrote:

     "I know this is a summit, but I didn't expect to get a nose bleed"

128. At 08:35 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Catherine O wrote:

     Yo throw me a bread roll, Tony's on his way over.

129. At 08:45 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Sean Smith wrote:

     "Don't let Mrs Putin see me wearing this..it's going to be her Christmas present"

130. At 08:50 PM on 23 Nov 2006, tractorboy wrote:

     "Should've gone to Specsavers"

131. At 08:56 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Kip wrote:

     If anyone laughs it's curtains for them.

132. At 08:58 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Kip wrote:

     It's the last time we let Laura Ashley do the conference arrangements.

133. At 08:58 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Stig wrote:

     Beam me up Skotski, he's telling the 'pretzel' story again..
     

134. At 09:09 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Julie wrote:

     It's not just hearts and minds - it's clothing as well.

135. At 09:11 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Stig wrote:

     Hey, look, how come Bono doesn't have to wear this stoopid dress as well..

136. At 09:24 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Stig wrote:

     Did I turn the gas off?

137. At 09:35 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Chris wrote:

     George, I'll give you fifteen minutes to stop that!

138. At 09:45 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Peter wrote:

     Vladimir Putin begins to show the strain as he attempts to explain once more George bush that this isn't a Moonie wedding ceremony...

139. At 09:49 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Anna wrote:

     Can you smell thallium?

140. At 09:54 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Kevin Riggs wrote:

     Huey, turn around, check out Puties Hannibal Lecture impression, its a killer.

141. At 10:00 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Dean wrote:

     Yo Putin!

142. At 10:07 PM on 23 Nov 2006, David wrote:

     That's not Mr Putin, that's the caretaker! And he would have gotten away for it if it wasn't for those pesky kids.

143. At 10:48 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Phil, Cardiff wrote:

     "Yo, Putin. How d'ya kill a circus? Go for the juggler! Hahahaha!"

144. At 10:50 PM on 23 Nov 2006, James Hayward wrote:

     "Maybe you do want to gas him, but I think poisoning would be better"

145. At 10:58 PM on 23 Nov 2006, David Hazel wrote:

     Putin: "I don't feel well. Did I drink the water on my left, or on my right? Think, man, think!"

146. At 11:05 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:

     Hey, these things are nearly as pretty as the Texas Air National Guard uniform.

147. At 11:33 PM on 23 Nov 2006, wrote:

     Spiders, huh? How'd they train 'em to make the pretty patterns?

148. At 11:38 PM on 23 Nov 2006, wrote:

     Spiders, huh? Guess them critters are too dumb to make buttons.

149. At 11:56 PM on 23 Nov 2006, Pete C wrote:

     Donned in art shirts, not everyone was pleased to be part of 'An audience with Rolph'.

150. At 12:32 AM on 24 Nov 2006, wrote:

     The Rolf Harris Masterclass had at least one unruly pupil...

151. At 12:41 AM on 24 Nov 2006, David Devine wrote:

     The last time I dressed like this I was in the school play, well you haven't lost your acting skills...

152. At 12:44 AM on 24 Nov 2006, David Devine wrote:

     I think he's took his shoes off....

153. At 12:47 AM on 24 Nov 2006, David Devine wrote:

     What time did you say the auditions for E.R start..

154. At 12:49 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Karen George wrote:

     The new third member of Bananas in Pyjamas was having a little trouble learning his lines

155. At 12:55 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Karen George wrote:

     The new camouflage gear was working until Bush let one by the goalie

156. At 01:21 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Ian wrote:

     "You see - this is why I avoided going to Nam all these years ago."

157. At 01:27 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Ian wrote:

     Panto season - the auditions for Widow Twankey get under way.

158. At 02:31 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Chiman Patel wrote:

     It seems president Putin is trying out Yoga for world peace.
     President Bush is very happy for it will bring peace in middle east too.
     President Hu Jinto seems to be happy with caution.

159. At 05:08 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Julian Russell wrote:

     "So that's my future plans for US/Chinese relations"

160. At 05:30 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Kim Li wrote:

     Reports of China possessing Weapons of Mass Silent But Deadly Destruction prove accurate.

161. At 06:00 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Leon wrote:

     Hogwarts Reunion - Class of 1955

162. At 06:05 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Kama wrote:

     Hey Vlad, he's got a bit more hair than you!

163. At 06:05 AM on 24 Nov 2006, sarah, trieste, italy wrote:

     Gee! Do I tell him or you that he needs to change his kaftan now?

     I'm allergic to Hu knows what!

     Hu knows what I'm allergic too.

     If either of you make one more "flower power" remark, I'll have you for Chop Suey!

164. At 06:22 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Roger wrote:

     Bush is saying: "Better out than in, I always say"

165. At 07:16 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Mike W, Bookham wrote:

     Yo, Vlad! Pretty good impression, but I don't think he's ever seen the old "Kojak" series.

166. At 07:22 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Tony T, Bookham wrote:

     C'mon Vlad, you can do better - when I do this with Blair he plays the ventriloquist's dummy and I don't cover up my mouth.

167. At 08:06 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Peter Genower wrote:

     Caption Competition:
     More sweet & sour, than cabbage.

168. At 08:09 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Phil wrote:

     The Walker Brothers reform.

169. At 08:10 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Phil wrote:

     recycled PET bottles, would ya believe it ?

170. At 08:13 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Phil wrote:

     Protocol Harum

171. At 08:19 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Nick McDonnell wrote:

     Hey guys! What's the Russian for 'wedgie'?

172. At 08:21 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Michael Brown wrote:

     Don't worry Vlad, Louise and Sharon are rootin' for us, we just gotta stay the course!

173. At 08:25 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Michael Brown wrote:

     Members of boy band G7 wait in the wings for the audition

174. At 08:38 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Kenny (Munich) wrote:

     Who had the Thousand-Year Old Eggs?

175. At 08:50 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Jackie, Ilford wrote:

     Does his bum look big in this?

176. At 08:51 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Mary wrote:

     Right, Everyone Look at the Camera and say cheese!!!

177. At 08:56 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Phil wrote:

     Even world leaders are not immune to the comedic power of the back-mounted KICK ME sticker.

178. At 09:08 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:

     Hey these guys can't be all bad, at least they're Dolphin fans.

179. At 09:12 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Nalesniki wrote:

     "Yo Putin, pass the poppers, the strange-coloured blotches are coming back"

180. At 09:15 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Cameron Smith wrote:

     Hu farted!

181. At 09:21 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Eva wrote:

     Blue is the colour, football is the game, We're all together an winning is our aim...

182. At 09:27 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Graham Parsons wrote:

     Hu's on first base...?

183. At 09:51 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Darryl wrote:

     End of Cold War?

184. At 09:57 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Jules G wrote:

     Where Fashion sits, Putin on the Ritz!

185. At 09:59 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Susan wrote:

     Putin "Feels like one of those TV Reality Shows George - 'Leaders to Leaderettes'?"

186. At 10:01 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Pix6, Vienna wrote:

     Kimono-ver to my place

187. At 10:03 AM on 24 Nov 2006, A Fray wrote:

     Hu farted?

188. At 10:09 AM on 24 Nov 2006, James wrote:

     If he makes one more joke about spies, I'm gonna eat this thallium.

189. At 10:10 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Robert Marriott wrote:

     What are the chances?! I can't believe we all wore the same dress.

190. At 10:14 AM on 24 Nov 2006, ally wrote:

     And then I said, all three of us sincerely believe in peace, freedom and democracy! What? Oh come on Hu, it's funny!

191. At 10:14 AM on 24 Nov 2006, MJF wrote:

     'When they said it was curtains for us, I didn't they meant wearing them.'

192. At 10:22 AM on 24 Nov 2006, MJF wrote:

     The queue for a Celebrity Scissorhands haircut read like a who's who of world leaders.

193. At 10:24 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Rob Falconer wrote:

     Putin clearly objects to the Hu Pu

194. At 10:36 AM on 24 Nov 2006, ian wrote:

     Putin: Someones had sushi!
     Hu Jintao: Don't look at me......

195. At 10:49 AM on 24 Nov 2006, NJDwyer wrote:

     Hey Vlad, who invited the Big O?

196. At 10:52 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Nick wrote:

     No matter what the occasion the "kick me" post it note still raises a chuckle.

197. At 10:55 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Jim wrote:

     So Tony put that sign there. Has anyone kicked him yet?

198. At 10:59 AM on 24 Nov 2006, wrote:

     "Anyone seen my handbag and cellphone?"

199. At 11:00 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Jim wrote:

     "I'm thinking of moving career", said George. "North or South" replied Vladimir as Hu Jintao felt the hairs rise on his neck.

200. At 11:06 AM on 24 Nov 2006, andrew wrote:

     Putin : ''Oh the shame of it, that
     we should end up as bit-part players in a Vietnamese hospital drama......''
     Bush: ''I've forgotten my next
     line......''

201. At 11:09 AM on 24 Nov 2006, NJDwyer wrote:

     These housecoats were Hu's idea?

202. At 11:13 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Lisa wrote:

     I think he's over done it on the Sushi

203. At 11:22 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Martin wrote:

     Well, I thought he was offering a "high five", and I ended up with this dress!

204. At 11:26 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Hazel Love wrote:

     Didja see Tone catch his heel then? Didja?

205. At 11:38 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Kath Lloyd wrote:

     I think he's done his up the girl's way.

206. At 11:49 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Em wrote:

     And the English think it was you who poisoned the spy...

207. At 11:53 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Jules G wrote:

     "How terribly embarrassing" exclaimed Putin "We all turned up in the same dress!"

208. At 11:56 AM on 24 Nov 2006, Alex wrote:

     "I don't mind humouring him, dressing up to finger paint and everything, but does he HAVE to look so enthusiastic about it ?"

209. At 11:57 AM on 24 Nov 2006, David wrote:

     Beijing's famous Hu-pongs

210. At 12:01 PM on 24 Nov 2006, LH wrote:

     Bush: "Am I seeing things, or is that a hairy monster on the back of his head?"

211. At 12:03 PM on 24 Nov 2006, Dennis wrote:

     Bush: "Whoever denied it supplied it!"

212. At 12:05 PM on 24 Nov 2006, Rachel A wrote:

     Man oh man, he look's stupid in those glasses!!

213. At 12:05 PM on 24 Nov 2006, Nick McDonnell wrote:

     Huge what?

214. At 12:07 PM on 24 Nov 2006, Maria wrote:

     These goddam stilletos are killing me!

215. At 12:11 PM on 24 Nov 2006, Nick McDonnell wrote:

     Sorry. Who is the Chinese President?

216. At 12:15 PM on 24 Nov 2006, Paula Kirby wrote:

     Yo Putin, that's a great impression of this slitty-eyed Chinaman. Can you do that Iranian President fella too?

217. At 12:16 PM on 24 Nov 2006, Olivier wrote:

     Putin: "I know why you always win against Rove at fart games!"

218. At 12:18 PM on 24 Nov 2006, Trev wrote:

     Translaters were unsure why they had been told to write down "KICK ME HERE" in Chinese.

219. At 12:20 PM on 24 Nov 2006, Douglas Lee wrote:

     "Don't say anything George, but I've sprinkled thallium on his chop suey..."

220. At 12:21 PM on 24 Nov 2006, Ian wrote:

     Bush: " Did you see Borat supports my War of Terror"?

     Putin: "That crazy Kazakh just cracks me up".

221. At 12:21 PM on 24 Nov 2006, Thomas wrote:

     The old trick with the post-it notes never gets old.

222. At 12:22 PM on 24 Nov 2006, Peter(Cardiff) wrote:

     Bush: So Putin, how would you have dealt with Rumfeld?

223. At 12:24 PM on 24 Nov 2006, Pete Samuels wrote:

     He's farted...
     I know!

224. At 12:37 PM on 24 Nov 2006, Anonymous wrote:

     'George, that smells worse than the super-dangerous-death-gas we've been using in a Iraq.'

225. At 12:39 PM on 24 Nov 2006, Colin Bartlett wrote:

     I forgot the words...'3 Little Maids from School are we?'

226. At 12:40 PM on 24 Nov 2006, Mike Schlup wrote:

     Putin to base, over. Do you have any of that new poison left? Over.

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