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Fathers for Justice tone up for their sports day.

He can't go anywhere without us, he's a reliant Robin.

You wait all day for a Caption Competition and then three come along all at once.

"Seeing Robin on the treadmill really gives me the horn"

Rhino thought. . . two miles of the "Dinner, Dinner Dinner Batman!!" is really not funny. . . Perhaps I should charge?

Finally, the answer to why the chicken crossed the road...

Holy nick of time, Batman!

You've tripped on one of your shoelaces this time, Rhino!

Wipe it down afterwards, not out, Boy Wonder.

"Holy heart failure, Batman!"

Dressed as a simple strawberry, I was impressed by Robin's rhino and Batman's cock.

Wildlife photographer's Life Assurance premiums set to rise following discovery of new breed of trainer wearing Rhino

Alfred promised me some cake if I beat Princess Beatrice's time.

Strawberry feels (like it's been) forever...

Black or white? Of course I meant coffee.

Some how or other, Cock Robin had got separated by his friends

A Rhinoceros , A Strawberry and Batman & Robin, there must be a mistake this is the ±«Óãtv Capon competition!!

The invisible man soon realised that his power didn't extend to his trainers when he put them on the wrong feet.

Robin's new three-pronged synthetic right leg was proving a real success

Marathon?
No ...Sneakers

The mystery ingredients for Masterchef were getting more difficult every year

Enid Blyton's new image for the Famous Five was a runaway success

Cockbat Strhinobin

They found traces of human in the Chicken's DNA ...

What's that at your back, Batman?
Cock, Robin.

The Dynamic Duo fail to see through the Penguin's ingenious disguise

Chicken: "Look at Mr.Muscles in front of me.........I'm soooooooo impressed!"

You are currently fifth in line. Your wait time is approximately 22 hours...

So much for the 20 minute rule...

Director: "No, I said CUE runners..."

Forget the Robin costume, after the workout, Malcolm decided to do the race "dressed as" a Ford Fiesta.

No, I don't care what you're wearing, you may NOT have 'Blue Suede Shoes' playing while you train.

Actually mate, you're in the wrong place. Wrynose Pass is in the Lake District.

Attenborough's team had waited months for this unique shot for their Horn of Africa programme

Chicken, fruit, bat & robin queueing to fly RhinAir?

Sorry chicken, this is not the queue for Spearmint Rhino

Actually, the cartoon on the "Error 404" page was funnier.

Robin has gone to the Dark Side

Hey, what happened to the guy in the horse costume?

I think I'll leave it a few minutes, he's clearly got the runs.

Del boy was a little down in the mouth, he thought he was going to Reno

The downside of being his youthful ward.

Do we really have to go through all this just to get the money out of our Cypriot bank account?

No my dear, that's not Batman's Robin it's George Osborne, "Robin The Poor".

The chicken didn't like the way fellow interviewees for Colonel Sanders' team kept eying him up

Bathletics.

Bruce was starting to despair of the quality of applicants sent by the JobCentre, to go through the selection procedure for the post of "costumed crime-fighting sidekick".

What you see after you've taken a drink from Lance Armstrong's water bottle.

I'll never understand these Archbishop enthronement rituals.

"Maurice, what did I tell you about putting up that 'Help Wanted' sign outside?"

"I like the running, and I support the cause", thought Dave, "but I really could do without those bloody poachers."

"Dammit- I'm absolutely certain that I ordered a Unicorn costume…"

Chicken resumes training after Egg came first

"Well, it was either this or Mr Blobby."

"I just knew blue trainers with yellow laces would make me look silly...."

After the scare about Big Bird, we all thought it best to pull up our socks.

This is the part I hate most about flying; having to take my shoes off.

No, I wanted a Pinocchio costume, but this was the closest they had.

"Cheer up, Mo - no US TV reporters are going to ask a rhino: 'You've run before, haven't you?' "

Keep going Robin, faster! The rhino is still on your tail.

Rhinoman's vow to put on the pants part of the costume if he met his sponsorship target led to a flood of donations.

When police raided the genetics lab, they found human DNA had been spliced with a robin, a bat, a rhino, a chicken and a strawberry. Researchers later admitted trying to create a superhuman runnner for the Marathon.

Passer-by: "My money's on the strawberry - it's a runner."

Spot the Joker!

The IT department jogged into work, all smiles until someone pointed out that Comic Relief was LAST Friday.

Michael Owen goes through his paces as it is revealed what he will be doing after his football career has ended !!

For health and safety reasons, the starters gun was not being used. Instead they used a horn !!!!

Person at the back of the queue: "I was going to go first, but I'm chicken !!!"

Batman: I knew in the long run you'd let these things come between us Robin.

Batman muttered to himself "This is why Superman works alone"

His new prosthetic tripod leg was not causing any problems with his running !!!

Judges at the auditions for the new Conservative ad campaign, "Love Tory" were delighted at the attendance of Rhino Neal.

This summer's blockbuster: Batman And Robin Versus Heston Blumenthal's Menu.

As you can see, I'm not a happy dragon. I wanted to be the strawberry.

The other Olympic nations had been kind enough to lend the Cyprus team some running kit.

Cross, the road eh? I'll be lucky if I get to the door at this rate!

Job centre queues reveal comic sector woes...

The Hunger Games, survival of the fattest, sponsored by McDonalds.

If my legs are so good, why wasn't I the chicken?

Rhinoman doesn't think boy-wonder Robin's new prosthetic limb is going to work.

This line-up is approved by Vegetarian Society. There is the strawberry to eat.

Went to the doctor about a strawberry shaped growth on my back, and he gave me some cream for it!

Fancy dress? No, just a touch of rhinitis.

NASA admit to teething problems with prototype transporter.

So, where *is* the queue for the toilets then?

The Rhino was hoping to run a PB this year, as he was chased for the full 26 miles by poor spellers with Gillette foam and razors!

No, I'm not bloody extinct, but I soon will be.

As he posed in the changing cubicle, Robin was blissfully unaware that the one-way glass had been fitted back to front.

Del

The chicken is crossed with rhino for keeping the lady in waiting. Where are your manners Rhino?

Good to see you've got your capon

Marathon? No, I'm just training to excape the Copyright infringement lawyer.

Tri-Little-Pod Knee

In the long hours between bulletins, the newsreaders found all kinds of ways to pass the time in Salford.

Is my horn too big?

'As if CelebrityTotal Wipeout isnt bad enough how do they expect us to get across the big red Balls in this?' Moaned the cast of TOWIE

After the Bat-Rhino-Repellant spray failed to work, Robin had to employ more traditional means of escape.

The determined cockerel waits patiently for the arrival of Peter Griffiths

26 Miles of pure toil ahead... and Malcolm's only thought is "Does my bum look big in this"?

Yet again, Robin's race had got no further than Birdcage Walk