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Congratulations to Tom, who was awarded a Nuffield Scholarship to research organic baby food manufacturing across Europe.

But how hot was the competition? A quick rifle through the Nuffield bins, and we uncovered some highly classified documents which outline the other ideas that were presented before the panel…

• “The inexplicable sexual attraction of Brian Aldridge.” [Applicant: ]

Status: Rejected. [Note: Aldridge is a friend of several committee members, clear conflict of interest. Also: cravats and loafers - what more is there to uncover?]

• “I’d like to know what happens if you push the Molly Button.” [Applicant: ]

Status: Rejected. [Interesting idea, but the consequences could be deadly]

• “How Ambridge is able to plan and lay on village events (such as summer fete) getting permissions, recruiting volunteers, businesses etc with virtually no notice.” – [Applicant: Richard Woodfield on ]

Status: Rejected. [Inadvisable - might incur trouble on account of violating the code of the Magic Circle]

• “Blood And Custard: A Treatise on Modern Demon Summoning Rituals.” [Applicant: ]

Status: Rejected [No more occultist studies after last year's debacle]

• “As a teetotaller, it would be interesting to study the Cider Club, from a safe distance.” - [Applicant: ]

Status: Undecided. [Note: Check for possible health risks posed by inhalation of fumes before calling for second interview]

• The effect of overbearing farmers' wives on their children and grandchildren. With specific focus on cookery. [Applicant: ]

Status: Undecided. [Note: Candidate may need to submit more detailed proposal - but could be a rich source of flapjacks this one]

• Whether Tilly Button is truly evil, or just misunderstood. [Applicant: ]

Status: Undecided. [Note: Sounds a worthwhile subject, but we must establish what a Tilly Button is]

• “Underground water courses, culverts and sink holes, and their tendency to appear relevant for relatively short periods of time. Happy to supply my own dowsing rod.” – [Applicant: Jean Bell on ]

Status: Approved. [Note: Always a good idea to support a self-starter]

• The dynamics and logistics of Jennifer's Albion Kitchen. [Applicant: ]

Status: Approved. [I’m in the market for a new kitchen and could do with some design ideas]

• Are Saturdays necessary? [Applicant: ]

Status: Approved [Note: Working hour directives are a subject definitely worthy of further study]