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The Old Woman who Lived in a Shoe didn't look bad for her age

OK, so why shouldn't the Borrowers have good taste in shoes?

Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz regretted following the instructions on Alice's bottle

Sorry, Prince Charming, this isn't the one either

Jackie was a bowler in the Borrowers' Cricket Team, as you can see from her over-developed right arm

And here is another way to give your New Year a good kick-start.....

Victoria Beckham files for divorce after David overestimates the size of her feet when buying her Christmas present

As she was so short, Delia worked as Tom Cruise's stunt double

Old lady who lives in a shoe decides to trade up after the kids are gone.

Cinderella insists it's a fit.

The dress? Oh, I just knocked it up out of old Odor-eaters.

Talk about baring your sole!

If the Choo fits...

Too late, darling, I've finished off the champagne.

Er, well, when I said I was on my uppers...

"Happy New Year, the bottles astir.
Please may I let your First Foot in?"

The big shoes? Oh, my husband's a policeman.

Her Majesty had been happy to skydive with James Bond, but drew the line at Rosa Klebb.

I know I said I wanted high heels, but this is ridiculous

Wicked Witch manages partial slipper recovery.

After Her Majesty's skydive to greet the cheering crowds, Maria had some pretty big shoes to fill.

Yes, and I'm waiting for the other one to drop...

Big is Shoe! Big is Shoe!

"... and you say Tom Cruise wants my number?"

Heart and sole

Who's ready for the baring of the inner-sole?

Key West Foot rivals London Eye

And no one will notice the handbag.

Dame Edna decides to pop by on holiday.

No need to walk a mile for one of my smiles.

...and in the shoe - The Odor Eater!
...sorry, that's Theodora Etter

Alton Towers introduces its new Jimmy Choo white-knuckle ride

And let's have a big hand for the little lady!

Actually, I was hoping to wake up as a butterfly.

I appear to have broken down ...could someone give me a toe?

Christian Louboutin introduces the Wellington boot for very hot countries

Shoe-bert remained as popular as ever with revellers in Key West

I really must get some new glasses or a clearer font, I couldn't believe you really did mean clogging.

Cristina Kirchner unveils plans for a suitably glamorous re-invasion of the Falklands.

In her usual understated style, Imelda Marcos marks the release of her memoirs...

Wait until you see the ugly sister who fits this shoe!

There was a real problem with pigeons in the rafters. the management of the complex went to great lengths to shoo them away

Myra really couldn't complain about the gig........she had been asked to fill someone's shoes at short notice.

It would wipe the smile off your face if you had to walk in my shoes.

This is what happens at Bourbon Street when you can't foot the bill ....

But Mr Sakamoto told me to book a gay shoe girl for his party...

Critics were not impressed with the late Gerry Anderson's "hidden string" version of the hoverboards from "Back to the Future"

CAUTION: This style of footwear NOT recommended for walking the Fiscal Cliff.

Victoria Beckham plans to make a spectacular return to Britain in an airship

Grayson Perry agrees to star in this year's pantomime, Cinderella

Including a drag act in the cabaret for the evening was a shoe-in

Wow! This is the latest ride at Alton Toe-rs.

Don't land in Downing Street - we'll have another Plebgait.

Only the Americans could name a street after a biscuit!

After her success with James Bond at the Olympics, Her Majesty insists on making a similarly grand entrance at the State Opening of Parliament

And photographs of your white-knuckle ride are available at the kiosk on your way out

Belinda hated these white-toe rides

You can always spot a man in drag by his big hands and bigger feet.

The next time Alice found a bottle marked "Drink me," she'd read the label a bit more carefully

Size Zero model struggles to find clothes that fit.

Consuela suddenly realised as she sat down, where the fireworks had been concealed.

The plans for new seating with an uninterrupted view had all gone pair shaped

SqueezyJet introduce new class of air traveller ...the foot passenger

Rosalia entirely misinterpreted the order to appear in court.

Madame Zaza had misunderstood the directions to take a number 6 to Bourbon Street

After the usual rigamarole Jean was finally admitted to The Foot Clinic.

I tell you, I fit the shoe. I am Cinderella!

After the sex change operation, Long John Silver had had his hook replaced by a nice green feather duster

...and then someone started shoe-thing

You know what they say about big hands...

As of 1st January shoe boxes of high heels above 4 inches are required by law to display graphic images of acrophobia.

The midwife tells me my pelvis is big enough to give birth to a baby elephant

"I think you're looking for my uglier sister."

I said we should hold a hoedown, not a shoedown

These days the Green Giant's corn needs plasters, not butter and pepper.

The Royal Mail unveils its latest range of stamps

Orville: "I wish I could fly way up to the sky but I can’t".
Crowd: "Your shoes are too heavy"

Shoe bombers show their camp side.

As usual, Julia made an air sole of herself

Gerry Anderson's remake of Fireball XL5 was made on a shoe-string budget

Pump up the volume

Musician, heel thyself

Yes, Carmen, we have no bananas today.

Shoe fly-by

Aled Jones duets with Nancy Sinatra on their latest "These Boots Were Made for Walking in the Air"

Take that, Manolo Blahnik.

Disney showing off their new section of Magic Kingdom - Ozland.

I feel a right heel in this outfit

No, Mr Bond, I expect you to sigh.

Key lime pye

She is a shoe for the decorations chair.

Nice try, Gulliver.

"There's no business like shoe business"

Wheeee!!! I can see my house from here!

I should be abseiling for charity? I could have sworn you said ab-soling.

Visit Shoeburyness campaign takes off

Mermaid on a shoestring? It'll never fly...

Shoe me the way to go home, darlings.

We're definitely not in Kansas anymore.

Hands up all those whose Prince has come.