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I told you "Left hand down a bit" after re-entry

Endeavour working life

Imagine looking in your rear-view mirror and seeing THAT!

I see Beyonce is the latest star on 'Pimp My Ride'.

Top Gear film their "Star in a Reasonably-priced Space Shuittle" segment

"But, Officer, I was only going the speed of sound."

I'd love to see a traffic warden write a ticket for that and then try and clamp it.

Mitt Romney shows off his newest ride.

It was all going so well until a Mustang tried to out drag it away from the lights.

What flies here, stays here.

I told you not to go for a cheap sat nav

5 m.p.h? She'll no' take it, Captain!

For Sale! Use Vehicle, One Owner!

Filming for the updated Specsavers advert was well underway

Top Gear film their "Star in a Reasonably-priced Space Shuttle" segment

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Houston, we have a problem - we should have went to Specsavers.

"Any chance of stopping for a burger?"

Taking (on) the Mickey.

When LAPD ordered their new B&W patrol vehicle from central government, they got more than they bargained for.

Space shuttle protesters consider attacking the US Endeavour. Fortune seems to go their way as local security appears to be 'armless.

See son? The day they let a woman pilot one of those things this was bound to happen.

You're not in traffic, you are tra... what the hey!!??

Hate this TRAFFIC! - should have taken the bus!

To boldly go into retirement

Up and out of Beverly Hills

Ryanair announce their latest "city centre" airport and are surprised nobody took them seriously.

Everything was going smoothly, everyone was happy, until Arnold Schwarzenegger opened the hatch to wave to the crowd...

Nobody puts Baby in orbit

After his latest adventure, there was only ever going to be one means of transport for Felix Baumgartner.

"You've got your gas station charge card, right?"
"No I thought you brought yours ..."

I’m having trouble parking – there just isn’t enough space...

Getting a parking space in L.A. is getting more and more difficult every year

Hmmm, it's quite appropriate for the City of Angels, isn't it?

Press the button, wait for the green man and then cross the road making sure no space shuttles are coming...what the......

The route had been chosen carefully, but the Space Shuttle still arrived with four tyres missing

Houston, forget about the Eagle.

Hey look, it's William Shatner at the wheel ...

They have the special traffic light sorted - stop, amber, go, take off, land.

A traffic light with five lights?!?!? What are they for - stop, caution, go, take-off and re-entry?

OK, so the new LA CityBus only carries four passengers, but what style!

The hitchhikers' ride to the galaxy.

"Space...The Final Frontier!".

"Err,actually....no.That would be Main Avenue as it crosses Broad Street."

"I told you NOT to rely on Apple Maps!"

"It's life Jim, but not as we know it..."

Things in mirror may look larger and closer

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LAX introduce their new Shuttle Service.

Mace Windu (top left) had been drafted in to oversee the delivery

Star Trek Endeavour, The Search For Life ... but no signs of any yet!

So, we're here in LA, and all our luggage is on Saturn?

Of course we're going slowly - there's a ruddy caravan up ahead

But George Lucas was going to speed up the film for an exciting sequence in his next film, "Star Wars 7 - Jar Jar Binks Takes over the Controls"

We're sending this one to Beijing zoo. It's shuttle diplomacy.

Los Angeles' new elongated traffic light could confuse even the best of drivers.

Cameron's pledge to make airlines offer their lowest price tickets to all ended with disastrous results!

Suddenly, EVERYONE wants to drive round the Holgate Windmill roundabout.

±«Óãtv unveils its next smash hit: The Great British Take-Off.

How did it ever leave the earth's atmosphere at that speed?

What's black & white and red all over?
That shuttle if it doesn't stop for pedestrians at the marked crossing!

Don't cross until you see the little green man... oh here he comes now!

You mean this is not the Kennedy Space Center?

Deploy chutes!!!! DEPLOY CHUTES!!!!!!!!!!!

Say, Errol, you aint bin buyin' things on eBay agin, have you?

The new Ford Galaxy was finally living up to its name

Nasa bitterly regretted allowing someone from Hot Gossip "to have a go"

Yeah, it managed to land itself even after Felix had jumped

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a bit of both, a sort of shuttle-cock.

"What's causing this tail back? God-damned Sunday drivers!"

Neil Armstrong requested that his funeral be a low-key affair.

Thelma was just gonna LOVE what Billie-Ray picked up at the Car-Boot Sale.

I never knew NASA stood for Needs Adequate Solid Asphalt!

we're going to need a bigger wheel clamp.

Shuttle blocks

Hey, it's LA, just chill and give me some space man.

No Lewis! When I said go and fetch Endeavour, I meant Morse; he's in the pub.

Channel Tunnel bosses blame Civil Servant miscalculations over procurement of Le Shuttle.

LA showcases one of this years X-Factor USA competition phone-in prizes.

A quick lick of red paint and Boris was all ready to unveil his brand new Double-Decker for London

Meanwhile, at Cape Canaveral, NASA begins work on a really, really long ladder.

NASA pays homage to the BA "Down Your Street" advert

Well Mr. Tracey, Virgil is in the cockpit and Gordon is waiting to deploy Thunderbird 4

At the press launch for Fantasy Island 2020, a TV studio unveils the plane, the plane!

Photographic evidence suggests Chris Huhne HAD been returning from the airport

Gulliver reveals secret of his success at Lilliputian badminton championships

LA : the final frontier...

A Drax Industries Moonraker space shuttle is hijacked and James Bond, agent 007, uncovers a plot to make the rest of the roads in L.A. unserviceable.

The Captain smiled to himself. None of the crowd waiting at the traffic lights was tall enough to wash THIS windscreen.

As William Shatner walked into the cockpit, he said "Now, what did I come in here for?"

Multiple reports of spaceship sightings in LA bring medical marijuana laws into question

.. but once Ryanair, swiftly followed by the other carriers, realised they could cut costs still further by avoiding airport landing fees altogether, the need for a third runway at Heathrow disappeared overnight. Of course it didn't do anything for queues on the M25.

The City of Los Angeles Highway Department unveils its latest sanitation truck.

'I believe a new runway at Gatwick could be affordable, practical and give passengers a greater choice of routes to key markets,' said airport chief executive Stewart Wingate.

Fed up with being called an obese version of Concorde, the shuttle tried to sneak into an LA slimming clinic.

But are you sure Gatwick's second runway needs to be this long?

I never knew Craig Charles and his Red Dwarf crew were so popular in America

LA home owner regrets leaving the landing light on

NASA landing again fails to find signs of intelligent life

When I tap the dashboard, I want you to deploy the chutes and bring the vehicle quickly and safely to a stop.

Thank you. I won't ask you to do that again.

74 years on, preparations are under way for the re-enactment of Orson Welles' The War of the Worlds.

On Discovery tonight, Extreme Soap Box Racers.

After Richard Branson's flagship Virgin Galactic comes arch-rival EasySpace