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"Ich bin ein Bearliner"

There is uproar in Berlin, as a bear makes off with the ±«Óãtv caption competition comments box

Heil? Well, it certainly looks like frozen rain.

Snow? Grin and bear it.

Put some antlers on him – this is meant to be the Reichstag

It was the only coat they had left in my size.

Him? Oh, he’s just ursine about.

Hey, don’t do anything funny – this is for the ±«Óãtv Magazine Monitor caption competition.

It's how we sneak Italians into the city these days

Oh, I thought you said Bearfest, not Beerfest.

Ignore him – he’s bi-polar

Looks like trouble Bruin

Excuse me, are there any woods nearby? I’m busting.

Yogi spots Ranger Smith on holiday in Germany

"It's warm and practical," said Mother as she packed me off on my first school trip.

Proof that fur looks better on models than on real animals

'Does my urse look big in this?'

Next time he was invited to a wedding, Helmut decided he wouldn't leave hiring the outfit until the last minute

Even bears suffer from bingo wings

We're not in Krakow anymore, Boo Boo

Excuse me, can you tell me the way to the Teddy Bears' Picnic?

Prince Harry's latest fancy-dress was spoiled only by the casual "seig heil" he threw on passing the gate.

Ich bin ein Bear-skinner

Franz waves goodbye to his friends before he leaves to take up his new job as a Royal Guardsman in London.

Hazards of internet dating #43

Ok so The Hoff Miester Said Follow The bear so we did.

I seem to have lost my brolly...

Sagi Bear commits a Boo-boo

Crowd: No, Michael, we said we were all going to do YOGA.

Having failed with transmitters inside rocks, UK spies try a new approach.

No-one wants to know a onesie-wearer.

Brendan welcomes the next party of travellers on Channel 4's Coach Trip

Hans quickly realised that the invite to the Streakers Ball said 'Come as Bare as you Dare'

Slowly, one by one, the disgusted crowd turned their backs on NaziBear.

This was so embarrassing. It was the last time Jurgen would leave his bear outfit out on the line to dry when it was freezing.

Over here everybody. I'm your city guide. No, really...

The Russians are coming! The Russians are coming!

"Help! It's The Herr Bear Putsch!"

'Grin and Bear It'

Did nobody want free Hofmeister?

Misery Bear books a holiday in the sun.

I'm big in the Bumdestag too!

Don't be so noisy, I'm trying to get a decent winter's sleep here.

Unfortunately, Kodiak had just filed for bankruptcy

#39 Sorry misread Candaces earlier one withdraw this please

I just flew in from Wall Street and yes, my arms do hurt.

Hey, you wouldn't have just a tiny pot of honey, would you?

Where Are They Now? The Hofmeister Bear.

Don't Pooh Pooh my efforts at making this tour fun for you all.

Of course I'm grizzly. It's taken me ages to find the comments box.

This costumes got the Simple Bear necessities alright no thermal lining.

I just wanted to show you all that we do indeed have a sense of humour.

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Look out! A low-flying horse-drawn carriage is approaching.

Ricky Gervais needed gimmicks to get people's attention these days

“It's snowing still," said Eeyore gloomily.
"So it is."
"And freezing."
"Is it?"
"Yes," said Eeyore. "However," he said, brightening up a little, "we haven't had an earthquake lately.�

Three years at university, good degree etc etc. Job? A bear lure..

It seemed like a bit of harmless stag night fun. But Brian was unaware it was the breeding season..

Francesco Schettino tries out his new role for Costa cruises

'It was that dream again,' mused Sarkozy

David thought it was not much of a price to pay to make up with Angela for walking out of the conference.

Unfortunately, she had not mentioned that Sarah Palin was in town……

Look Mum, a picnic..

With that type of salute who could be in the bear costume?

Excuse me, but has anybody seen my wife and kid - they're with a little girl with golden hair

Sir. I can see you like this lady. But your courting rituals need work. What you need to do is follow her around for two days. Make snorting sounds. Then fight any male that looks at her, and then of course, urinate on her to mark her as your territory. Works every time.

One bad tempered bear looking for the bloke who stole his hot bath from last weeks caption comp.

He's not been right since Knut's passing

Oy, you with the chariot! You can't park up there, you know.

"If you think this costume is uncomfortable, you should try laying an egg in one."

Guys! Anyone seen my doughnut? I had it a moment ago on the coach

Poor Heinz was desperate to visit the toilet, but unfortunately had dressed with the zipper at the back

The Build-A-Bear launch would be a surprise to many

Why do the Germans not have a gate at the Brandenburg gate?

Cause it's the bare necessities

"Wait, I told you to take the Third Right."

What a stupid gate - anybody could just walk through

30p to use a toilet! No wonder all my friends go in the woods.

Brandenbear-g Gait

We are filming the sequel 'Bear goes on a human hunt'

The Singing Ringing Sightsee

Rainbow on Tour: Bungle in Berlin

Ich bin ein Jellystoner

Pooh had found Adolf's gloomy place

"Bungled Economy" march attracts only one die-hard protester

Stargazing Live in Germany. Here we see Ursa Major, the Gate Bear.

It must have been windy last night - where were all the trees in 100 Aker Wood?

"Meet at the Brandenbearg gate" Tigger had said. "Dress 'Suit with tail'". Pooh waved at Ee-yore on top of the gate. "He'd know", thought Pooh...

But you said if I look cute and cuddly, the girls would come running, not run the other way.

Moments later the snowball fight started when Geoffrey, George, and Zippy ambushed Bungle when he least expected it.

My how the SS Uniforms have changed for the 21st century!

I wonder if that group know that there is a bare behind ?

This costume is a bit Steiff now you mention it.

Brandenberg Concerto - by Johann Sebastian Bearch

"Wait for me! Sorry I'm lagging behind a bit, but I really should be hibernating about now!"

It's that Bear that cooks all the burgers ,

Oh you mean Bear Grylls

Oi! You've left the gate open!

Lost in translation; naturist dress code

His stag night had been fun, but, as the wedding was due to start, Heinrich wished his mates hadn't welded the zip

So where's this huge Battenberg Cake?

Somehow, that's not the Maharishi I was expecting

Bad weather and poor typing hamper Berlin flashmob gathering.