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To reduce military spending the Government had decided to bring cheap foreign soldiers into the British Army in the form of the 1st Airborne Smurf Division.

The effects of the ash cloud were worse than expected

BA cabin crew replacement training course : Day 1

Health experts are still undecided on the side effects of volcanic ash on flight crews.

Passengers were hardly reassured by the fact that James Cameron was also reponsible for Titanic

Houston we have a problem, the heaters gone off.

I thought BA was merging with Iberia, not SmurfAir

"Avatar?"

"No thanks, I've had one."

Raise the defebsive shields!

BA announces it is merging with Avatair

Raise the defensive shields!
(correction)

Filming of the mile high club blue movie begins.

Pilots desperately try to regain control after one of the loos explodes near the cockpit

Hey naani naani

Alright, I admit it, I'm wearing blue suede shoes.

Cabin crew are detained in connection with a frozen-chicken-smuggling gang

Stowaways found in plane's landing gear come into the cabin for a warm.

Andorra? I thought you said we were flying to Pandora.

The Top Gun remake by Larry Flint would have a niche audience.

Has anyone got their blue badge with them so we can park this thing?

Striking pilots up in arms over proposed replacements

Smurfin USA

Unanticipated consequences of blue sky thinking...

"Were you truly wafted here from paradise?"

"Nah, Blue-ton Airport."

Hey, what's this little red button do?

Flight crew in the colours of other political parties are also available.

Blue Man Group's private jet.

Dress down Fridays at BA were starting to catch on

The airlines protested until they were blue in the face, but the no-fly ban remained in place.

The cruise company announces they are entering the airline market with P and O 'R' Air

BA Assets frozen.

Fly this plane to Pandora or we spray everyone with Loo Bloo

The in-flight breath holding contest would end with disastrous results.

Better to fly, the looks on the train were getting a bit hard to take.

The Government's worst fears were realised, as the volcanic ash turned everybody's skin foundation cream blue

Hey, how many Nani does it take to change a lightbulb?

After failing to join Blue Man Group, the Na'vi decided upon an alternative career

Announcing the arrival of the Avatar sequel, What Tree?

After a small spelling error, BA's recruitment drive for Aviatars was not going well ...

Lucky we were released on Blue Ray

Hey, how many Na'vi does it take to change a lightbulb?
(correction)

In space no one can hear you scream, even if you turn blue in the face.

The new uniforms at Jet Blue raised a few eyebrows

But cabin staff had been advised not to take part in the 'Favourite Colour Smartie' campaign

Yeah, Trekkies are SO yesterday, man.

When Kathryn Bigelow learnt James Cameron was on the plane, she had to poke fun at her ex-husband

I think this switch is for the DVD player - no wait!

For some reason, all I can hear is Gordon Brown apologising.

There is outrage as newspapers report airline pilots have been sniffing Loo Blue in the cockpit

Are you sure that wasn't the screenwash in that bottle?

Pilot George Wilson hits the switch marked 'disco'

Pilots are pleased with their Slush Puppie machine.

Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn.

Cool lights! Pounding music! It's "Saturday Night Cabin Fever!"

Those lights are blinking out of sequence.
I see.
What should we do?
Make them blink in sequence.

The pilot's exploding pen joke had gone too far

I thought it was DAVID Cameron who had the Tory blue policies

James Cameron joins his brother David on the Tory blue campaign trail

Model 1: "Would you hand me Dabber D?"
Model 2: "Certainly; here's your Dabber, Di."

Na'vi don't do seatbelts

Pan Dora American World Airways

And my name's not Peter

As the cabin crew listened to Gordon Brown's broadcast asides, the air turned blue

As the passengers screamed that they wanted to see Avatar, the in-flight movie, in 3D, the cabin crew prepared to surprise them

The Conservative party go overboard with their support

Well Labour were red faced on Wednesday.

I can categorically deny that flying through volcanic ash clouds has any effect on the flight crew

I'm not sure I'm sold on this new colour coding scheme...

Yeah, air hostesses always use way too much make-up

Of course they'll like the body paint at the meet and greet - they loved it in the safety video.

I think I'll go for a hotter curry next time

OK, I think we've gone high enough without oxygen

Germans love flying with Smurfhansa

Confusion as no one wants to be a pilot, they all want to be the Na'vi-gator

Flight BA998 had been circling over Heathrow now for over two weeks and was running desperately low on oxygen

I thought the Bluetooth device would be a bit much

The Norwegian Blue - lovely plumage, eh?

The next time we go through the automatic plane wash, check all the windows are shut, will you?

In the Na'vi - you can sail the seven seas
In the Na'vi - just look out for all the trees

Captain Schulberg could hold his breath far longer than the rest of the crew

And then we'll use computer wizardry and a blue screen to make it look as if you're actually in flight ... hey, where's everybody gone?

Society ignores Stephen Hawking's prescient advice against talking to aliens.

After They Were Famous - the Smurfs

Complaints that BA cabin staff are too elderly are supported after one too many blue rinses

I can't believe we all forgot to take our anti freeze this morning.

Virgin Blue's new navi-gator replacement hiring policy has opened a pandora's box.

Hollywood announces a new disaster movie - "James Cameron at the Oscars"

Misunderstanding at Yorkshire airport to the question "Ave I Tarmaced Runway"

Who opened the window! I'm freezing.

Immigration again becomes a talking point in the run up to the election.

I'd love to see the colour of the passengers faces when they realize who's flying this baby

The follow up movie, Avaplane

No one was going to give in easilly on this hold your breath the longest competition

Perhaps Avatar did badly at the Oscars because most people had already seen Martin Scorsese's biopic of Howard Hughes

In case of emergency, reach into the seat pocket in front of you and pull out the 3D glasses.

When you said the launch of the DVD with Blue Ray.. I thought you meant the discs!

Tskxe? Eyjafjallajokull!

Even after the death of Tony Hart its amazing what you can make out of Blu tac

the flight was only meant to be 162 minutes long, but most passengers, especially the ones sat at the front, thought it felt a lot, lot longer

When the Air Traffic Controllers gave Iceland the all-clear, we all spent the rest of our leave in their frozen-food section