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Why was the Manx Government's graphic artist fired?

What's a good indication this may not be the best place to eat?

How do you catch a three-legged mouse?

Puss in Three Boots?

A real Manx cat?

Hopalong cattery?

Loss of feline in one leg?

How can you tell your Tom and Jerry DVD might be a pirate copy?

A casualty of the Persian War?

You've really annoyed Captain Blackbeard this time, matey?

Coronation Street's opening credits get the PC treatement with the intorduction of what?

What would Arlene Phillips have compared Phil Tufnell's dancing style to?

Who was over the moon this week to receive the revolutionary Paw-O-Matic 300 with optional tin opener attachment?

What gets let out of a three bags full scandal?

what was the name of that obscure Red House Painters B-side?

What sort of animal should not assume it has 9 lives?

According to David Cameron, who would be a more trustworthy guardian of the economy than Gordon Brown?

If Lloyds-Hbos go bankrupt who stands to gain the most from the sale of their assets.

What do you get when testing the size of a compact space?

If you place a cat in a steel chamber that is fitted with a device that will surgically remove two of the cats legs if the occurence of a random stimulus is detected, what is in the box?

Henry the VIII's pet name for Catherine of Aragon in happier times?

Earlier this week, and in an effort to encourage the population to eat smaller portions at mealtimes, what have the Government ordered all restaurants to put on the menu?

What will be banned from one race in the 2012 Animalympics?

What do you call a cat with three legs?

Don't worry, some glue will fix that figurine before Mum gets home?

Hannibal Lechter's childhood pet?

What did we see when the hostess impersonated Rolf on Stars In Their Eyes?

A mild punishment for naughty sailors?

What do the tracks indicate is stalking us, Tonto?

Moggy stalks, pries, explores,
Approaches the thrasher without thought or pause,
One leg after another ... Now, some would exult,
But ...
Oh dear; Ouch!!
What's the result?

What's better than a two-legged cat?

What did God consider as a first draft?

What did Gordon Brown have put down, fearing it may 'offend an immigrant'?

Oh dear, my Puss in Boots halloween costume seems to be missing a few bits?

What ate Long John Silver's parrot?

A cat o' 6.75 tails?

What's a great mouser, as the rodents are always waiting for that fourth paw-step?

What has eight lives?

What was riding atop Dali's elephants?

What did animal rights activists argue constituted a missing clause?

What does the Isle of Man Tourist Board suggest you swing to assess the size of one of their hotel rooms?

After the painted donkey what's the second highlight of Gaza's Zoo?

Which mascot had an unfair advantage in their Grand Naional?

What could be one of the consequences of not looking where you are vacuuming?

What was Schrödinger reincarnated as?

What did Del Boy originally use for transport to peddle his quality products and services?

What makes you think these Egyptian artifacts aren't genuine?

Who would make a better Prime Minister than David Cameron?

My what it has three claw-ers, three claw-ers has my what? And had it not three claw-ers, it would not be my what?

What's the code word for package pick-up, Comrade?

Dear Sir, I am returning my recent purchase as it failed to meet our strict quality control procedures, to whit...

Who has just won the No-bell Puss Prize?

What was the least likely password?

"One gay man, two lesbian women and ____________"

Which British Army mascot returned today from Afghanistan, as it was claimed that it could not be provided with the right protective equipment?

Who would be a better leader of the Tory Party, David Cameron or a Three Legged Cat?

Who attacked a cage-fighting transvestite mouse in Swansea?

What was part of the greatest article title? One gay man, two lesbians, a three-legged cat and a poisoned curry plot

Who is it that is rumoured to be replacing John and Edward on X-Factor this weekend?

Who will be joining Winnie-the-Pooh in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Over what did the gay man tried to poison his lesbian neigbours.

Charley says "Stay away from spring-loaded bear traps"

Who did the bookies have ahead of Obama for the Nobel Peace Prize?

If a cat has four legs and you take one leg away what would you call it?

Liam Gallagher's opinion of what shouldn't be on a catwalk?

what did the school use as a tripod?

Consequently, what am I thinking about right now?

As part of the major Civil Service cost reductions that Osborne proposed at the Tory conference was the that the vermin control in all Government buildings would be privatised and the contracts given to the company having the best.........

Who won the Mascot Derby anyway?

To promote disability as not being a handicap, there will soon be a new series of “Postman Pat and His Black and White…�

Scott of the Antarctic's cat?

Hooray for New Math?

Who would you rather have playing upfront for England? Emile Heskey OR........

What was Peter Bonetti's nickname in the showers after a game?

Not nearly enough pussy-footing?

Why did you call your pet Ivor Legoff?

What do you call a Kitler with a bit of a limp?

Who failed the audition as the female lead in Goldfinger?

What's the most useful type of cat for balancing household objects on?

What did Paul McCartney buy his ex-wife shortly before their divorce?

Where did the chicken from that kebab shop come from last night?

Chop Cat?

To replace Humphrey, Gordon Brown introduces Legphrey to Number Ten

The latest surprising guidance from credit crunch experts on the question of 'what to get if you are thinking of getting a pet, as it will cost less to feed'......

Macavity has a real cavity now

What's the worst that can happen to Paper Monitor's cat if Webby Monitor is tasked with looking after it?

What do you get if you cross a Jaguar with a Robin Reliant?

What do you call a cat with three legs?

John Prescott was planning this year to use one more Jag than before? What was the codename that he had given his plans in a bid to keep them secret?

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After breaking every bone in his leg, what would Tommy have been if it wasn't for £1,500 of Vet's bills?


(Yes, that really was what happened to my stupid cat!)

Ok so Tabby got a job as a mouser ..... but what OTHER evidence have the government gotto show that the new initiatives to reduce the numbers on incapacity benefit really work

What,apart from one of the Blind Mice,does the new PC "Itchy and Scratchy" cartoon contain?

What came home legless after a night on the tiles?

What's better than a two legged cat?

What goes step step hop?

So, why have you called your cat Tripod ?

Who came second in the nomination of the Nobel Peace Prize 2009?