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I do if wu do.

Try as he might, Teddy was still way out in front.

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Not all triple jumpers are tall and thin....

Phillips had never forgotten his appearance on 'The Generation Game'

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What's that teddy? You say the tides coming in?

Teddy's smile would soon disappear, when he discovered what was involved in gender confirmation tests

Fuzzy bear

Paddington was beginning to live above his station

No it's alright, that's a javelin and he isn't after us.

"Oi Bear. You're supposed to do it in the woods, not in the sand"

Phillips had just set up his camera when suddenly a small bear looked straight into the lens

Yeah, that's my barber, we'll get him after the ceremony.

Evidence emerges of the use of child labour in judging track and field events

Despite putting on weight, Jonathan Edwards could still give him a run for his money.

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The organisers agreed his jump would stand, but in future he should leave his bare behind in the changing rooms.

Phillips narrowly missed landing on the bear's head - "It was no picnic," commented the teddy bear

shush, no one saw us yet!

Loughborough University creche just found out where Teddy had got to.

yeah that's her, pretty isn't she?

Compare the sand pit dot com, simples.

Phillips had thought they'd said the event was sponsored by Kodak

Quick my little bear friend, they're coming to get you. I will save you, and jump over them when they attack.

For the last time, I do not have Peter Pan Syndrome. Now where's my bitty?

Phillips was surprised to find the bear had been named after our Prime Minister, Mr. Brown

Bearly a record methinks

Ted's holiday snaps were a hit with Big Ted, Jemima, Humpty and Hamble.

Dammit! I think I blinked.

Phillips' mascot had inadvertently attracted the attentions of a clipboard-wielding "save the children" charity volunteer.

Disappoint set in as he realised what she had meant by having her teddy standing by

As none of the commentators could pronounce Idowu, Phillips made it easier for them by being "The One with the Bear"

Red dye and clean bandages: The Harlequins Tribute

Tension visibly increased when the one-eyed javelin thrower stepped up.

So this is what the fourth place finishers get

"What's that you say teddy? Red hair is so 2008?!"

Phillips and his lucky mascot Seanie

It's a brown bear? I thought it was Baloo.

His strategy for distracting the younger competitors would prove successful

After the attention the ground squirrel got in Canada, it was inevitable that other animals would want to get in on the act

Margate beach can get crowded at this time of year ...

Hurt? No, bearly a scratch.

Although Super Ted couldn't help him fly through the air, his tips on wind speed direction, and aerodynamics proved useful.

"Ursine? What's Ursine?" asked Phillips.

"Pisces," replied the bear.

What is it?

It's a cross between a man and a teddy bear.

Idowu had brought his bear along for the polar vault

Oh my... You really CAN see up her skirt!

Teddy suddenly realised why the beach was so flat, the tide so far away and the neighbours so friendly!

The secret of Linford Christie's lunchbox is finally revealed

Yeah, I bought him at a bear market

OK Boo Boo, where did you see those pic-a-nic baskets?

" Watch out Phillips" said Ted "a bolt is heading your way"

When Phillips lost, his bear became all grizzly

And suddenly the secret to his amazing bulge was revealed

After the success of "What's occurring?" Phillips hoped to start a new catchphrase with "What's bruin?"

Pudsey's disability allowance stopped after sighting at World Athletics Championships.

Recognising the headband as his long lost brother, Teddy had to look away in horror

Phillips was hit hard by a "No Smokey" ban

Part of Idowu's strict preparation routine was a meditation session with a Yogi

His lucky bear was becoming a bit of a fixture even at the team outings

Adidas were thrilled that their ad line: 'Ready, Teddy, Hair glow' was finally understood

Mr. Bean often lost his temper and threw things whilst watching athletics championships

The sponsors' new branding was a bit of an embarrassment...

You be the lookout Ted and tell me when the sunbed attendant is coming so I can make a run for it

Phillips knew his Gold hung in the balance. Surely Tigger would be disqualified....

Congratulations Teddy, I hear you got 3 A-levels, and don't you listen to all those people who say they're getting easier.

Congratulations! Now choose a prize from the lower shelf.

Stuffed? I couldn't eat another thing.

And suddenly he had a craving for a marmalade sandwich

Idowu wondered whether it was fair making him compete with ski-jumpers like Teddy the Eagle

Idowu was only known as "triple-jumper" because he often felt the cold

Five more minutes and Phillips would have broken Daley Thompson's "wonder what the bear is looking at" record...

Teddy was suddenly worried when Phillips asked him where he could find some cotton wool balls.

Actually his name is Wilson

"I wish we did the 100 metres, it takes me days to get the sand out of paws!"

See.. I told you there was no monster under your bed

It's the Red Hair Bear Bunch!

Idowu wondered why they had started the race with "Ready, Teddy, Go."

Phillips had almost hit the little bear! Now he'd be for the high jump!

Broad jumping has been beary beary good to me

"If your hand gets any lower,I`ll turn into a Grizzly Bear."

Phillips was about to challenge market-leader George Foreman with his own company "Bear Grills"

In-vests-men may hop and skip, as well as jump

"I've said that you can't do Putting The Ted in this wind!"

All Phillips' friends were waiting for him at the pub after he'd said he'd celebrate with a bear afterwards

Phillips thought he'd espied Andrew Flintoff amongst the spectators, but it was only a Bowler Bear

"Look dude, I don't know what they've been telling you, but you're not gonna clear 1.8m"

All together now - it's only a puppet!!!!!

Seeing the Adidas logo at that angle for the first time, the bear couldn't stop laughing at his own "You look like you've got a traffic cone on your head" joke

Muuuum - that man's landed in our sandpit AGAIN

Idowu's patented novelty air-bags made the landing so much softer

IAAF criticised when their sex test technique is revealed to be a camera hidden in a carefully positioned teddy bear.

So when you said there would be a parade...

Idowu had asked a sheep what to take on his visit to the Athletics Championships and the sheep had replied "Bear"

Psst, Ted, wanna buy some honey?

Outrage as officials demand tests to determine if Idowu is really a teddy bear

David James, seen here in a Portsmouth friendly on the beach, is keen to show he is serious about changing his image. Gone is the afro, kept are just the bear essentials.

Idowu couldn't help but wonder whether Jellystone Park really was a suitable venue for the World Athletics Championships

Bear-faced chic?