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Well, he's OK, but we were hoping for a bichon frise

He hasn't found a job since he lost the modelling contract with HMV

When my husband said he was going to be a taxidermist, I thought we were going to have a nice cab to drive around in

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Having been granted full tenure in Bio Research, Professor Snuffles took possession of the chair......

Lavinia bought the pram because she was fed up taking the dog for a drag around the park

He's a bassinet hound

Walkies were never the same after he did that ad for dog food.

A pedigree? No, he's a Silver Cross breed.

The new corgimobile was not a huge success with the Dragons.....

Rex should have heeded the farmer's advice : "Chase my sheep again, and you're stuffed."

The casting call for Taco Bell was a re-hounding success

Well it stopped doting grannies saying 'Doesn't he look like his dad.'

Judy would do anything to be able to use the Parent and Child parking spaces at Tesco

I see Banksy's doing sculptures now

"It could happen to anyone," claims Britney in response to mix-up at home.

It was three days before Karen realised someone had stolen her baby

With the spate of pram thefts in the area, it was much chepaer than an alarm

John Noakes never got over the loss of Shep, but he tried his best.

The pram only lanes at Glastonabury were experiencing unusually high volume

The pram only lanes at Glastonbury were experiencing unusually high volume
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A small injection of something they'd picked up at the vet's, and the Darling children were off to Never Land once again

Well, you can never be too careful with the sun at this time of year.

"I'm sorry, but does my terriere look big in this?"

Gerald and his sense of humour! Pam had only asked him for a hot dog.

It was only too late that they realised Leona Helmsley's will had a few unusual clauses

Woman's dressed friend

When I said I wanted a hot dog and a coke...

We thought he'd enjoy the Races. Well, he is Ascottie, isn't he?

Filming for the new series of Woof! got underway, but this time the dog turns into the boy.

Recruiting now for spin-off magazine 'Dogue'

Yosemite Sam is angry and wants his hat back.

He must be rich - he's a pramdog millionaire

Janet begins to suspect that there's something different about her son after that trip to the genetic research laboratory

I would like it to be known that this push chair is my primary residence, I didn't break any of the rules and, furthermore, I want to reassure you that I fully intend to give the hat back

Even the Woodhouse way had a last resort

Brad and Angelina decide that children are very last season.

You look a dog in that hat!

Unfortunately his owner had just been arrested by Special Branch, they suspected he was a terrierist.

I do hope one's chauffeur hasn't gone orf to the gents again

Scientists discover there is indeed something worse than wet dog smell

No, there's nothing wrong with him, except, he believes he's Stephen Hawking.

Retirement was very comfortable for Rex since he'd landed that lucrative modelling contract for the boxes for those toy cars

Perhaps the mad dogs that go out in the midday sun aren't that senseless after all. Not sure about the Englishmen though.

The pram was comfortable, and, what's more, the baby had tasted good too

Starbuck enjoyed being a retired sea-dog, and had even found a solution to the peg-leg

Why you should never let your Mum choose the team mascot

"WHAT? I SAID A MIVVY!! NO, A MIVVY!! YEAH, ANY FLAVOUR! AND A BOWL OF WATER!! CHEERS!!'

Call me old-fashioned, but I definitely preferred chicken-in-a-basket

Gerald's Glastonbury hallucinations became even more bizzare as he suddenly discovered he was holding the arm of a giant woman in a green dress while standing on the pram of his mutant offspring..

They wouldn't let me chair G8 so I'm trying for K9 instead.

For some, Care in the Community just wasn't working.

Prunella was determined that no MP was going to kiss HER baby

Concern was only aroused once she attached a leash to the child

Paris finally runs out of handbags

''...and so, to cut a long story short, this is the ensemble I'll have whilst posing for Anthony Gormley on the fourth plinth in Trafalgar Sqaure.....''

Dido? I thought you said Fido was headlining Glastonbury!

Sorry, but this isn't what I thought they meant by "dog-cart".

James was disappointed that Helen had misunderstood him when he suggested they go dogging down the park.

How on earth did u guess that we had signed up for the genetic research programme?

Glastonbury festival goer wished they hadn't taken that pill; now they were seeing strange dogs

His father was a bit of a rover.

Yeah, my husband, the MP, adopted him for some expense claim or the other

I've heard it traditionally rains cats & dogs at glastonbury.

Answering his critcs Gerald explained, "Its the new vogue of doggy transportation, none of this being stuffed in a handbag nonsence, of course one would prefer Burbery..... and straws hat are sooo 2009".

My other pram is a Bugaboo. I just go out in this when I dont want to be recognized.

Van Dogh.

Me, I'm just keeping this place for Baby Gerald whilst he's in the beer tent

T in the Bark



(yes, MM, we'd like Punorama back too...)

Red bag, green paisley dress and you're complaining about the way I look?

Amid swingeing cost cuts at the ±«Óãtv, Doctor Who producers unveil next season's Davros.

Why did I push a stuffed dog in a pram all the way to Glastonbury? Well, it's too heavy to carry.

Dr Seuss was struggling for a sequel to 'Fox in Socks on Box'

I wonder if he would have looked like Albert Schweitzer if we had used the regular position.

Valerie followed the RSPCA advice of not leaving her dog in the car in hot weather.

In "The Laughing Gnome," Chief of Detectives Robert T. Ironside is shot, goes into a coma, and finds himself transported back to the sixties as a police-dog

"Is that lost property? I think I may left a baby on one of your busses"

Dustin's attention to detail made him the leading method actor of his day, even when he was only doing a voice over.

Upon coming to visit Ms Milker for her child benefit claim, the officers were surprised to find her child on a leash licking himself.

Life's a bitch, and then you ride!

Rex geared himself up for what was turning out to be a gorgeous day at the humans

Baby's first buggy ride ended in tears when it started raining hats and dogs.

British Car Manufacturing revival: the new Rover 2009

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"Well Grimmy, it is a lot of hard work, but as the face of HMV I do get the perks".

His Master's Voice taken over by Mothercare.

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"You'd wear a hat if you had my skin tone"

Does my bum look big in this?

As the credit cruch strikes Tesco couldn't afford child models to show case their new range

I spy with my little eye...

"The recession has even hit Ladies' Day at Ascot with fewer nice hats and some even foregoing makeup altogether."

Lucy sat unmoved as the herds of migrant festival gatherers passed endlessly by....

"Don't worry, his parking is worse than his bite"

Shep won the "who can sit still the longest" prize every year...

Lucy wasn't sure that the latest design commodes were up for the job......

You can shout "Fetch" all you like, we'll see who tires first!

Lucy thanked her lucky stars she could sit and enjoy the sun eternally, not like her Korean cousins...

Because of Global warming,
Retirement came early for the
'Snow Sniffing Antarctic Fish Hound '

Sod your pet adoption: I hear that Brad & Angelina are here?