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Hey, how come I'm not wearing a jacket in the mirror?

Like Tony Blair, when I retire from office, I'm going into after-dinner speechificationism

At least Obama wasn't named after a crisp

Not bad, who is it?

After eight years in office, George still can't tell the difference between Iran and Iraq

mmm, quarter past ten.

The White House had painted a picture of George on the door, so he knew how to get out

I remember that day, it took five and a half hours to paint. Got my fingers all crossed up counting.

Damn, my watch is wrong

Hey, where are the shoes?

Luckily, George had fully recovered from his accident hanging upside-down from a ski-lift

The "Picture of Dorian Bush" doesn't quite work.

Painting by numbskulls

George wondered whether Barack would object to his choice of wallpaper

Under George, the USA had become the Untied States of America

You mean it's too big for my passport?

Nice shoes! Mmm i picked them up recently!

They got it wrong, I always part my hair on the other side.

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That man was voted the worst US President in the last 50 years, he even looks like me...............

This should have appeared as the CC last week, but the paint wasn't dry then.

George wondered whether Obama would get rid of his racing-car-shaped bed

Yeah, it is a nice finger latticification posation, isn't it? I can do a church and a rowboat too.

The unveiling of the new White House dartboard was a great success

Luckily, the painter had ignored the Mickey Mouse motif on George's watch

Unbelievable, flat, lifeless, showing no spark of intelligence. Mind you the painting on the left is quite good.

Mirror, mirror on the wall...

The White House had requested an artist to paint Bush, but had ended up with a painter who was more used to doing female nudes

Me, the outgoing President of America? I suppose I am kinda social, yes.

You mean I haven't been the President of Armenia for the past eight years?

Call Security! There's that weird guy looking through the White House window again.

George Double-Ya Bush.

George realised he should never have employed that Czech artist when he saw that the poodle by his legs looked like Tony Blair

At least I wasn't misunderrepresented there.

Hmmm...nice crotch!

Most Agree His Middle Name Was Almost Spelt Correctly !

" I never knew I had that many fingers to cross! "

Well, when I retire, I'm hoping to become a moderator for the ±«Óãtv Magazine Monitor

George left office happy knowing he had got Obama's new car featured on "Pimp My Ride"

Hmmm...nice crotch.

The cause of last week's gremlins is revealed

Wonder if I get a few 8x10s and wallet size prints.

It's titled "Bush with Urn." Hey, where's Urn?

...so it's Good-bye from me, and it's Goodbye from him.

Hey, some guy painted my self portrait

George's "Mini-me" hadn't come out as expected

I got it painted by an impressionist just before he started campaigning against the third runway at Heathrow

Dick Cheney was funning me again - my fly's not open.

This is the winning entry in this year's "Photographer of the Year" competition, entitled, "The examined life is still not worth living."

It's meant to be me - is that what they call Impressionist?

You mean it's not him? I've been telling everyone who visits the White House it's Lloyd Bridges.

So the answer to what could be worse than George Bush is...2 George Bushes.

Hey!! Whaddya know!!? That fella's got the same watch as me!! Laura! Hey Laura! Guess what?! That's fella's got the same watch as me!!

Freed from the Presidency, George could once again persue his career as a model, here he approves the artwork for his new Depends ad.

I know the face but, ....

A portrait seemed appropriate - everyone said my Presidency was fourthrait.

So judging by the shadow, Mickey's hands were wrong after all.

Bush's offer to leave his portrait in the White House as a reminder of his legacy was met with an uncomfortable silence.

It's inscribed "The Greatest American President of the Twenty-first Century" ...

President Bush inspects his body double for the farewell opentop motorcade procession. through Dealey Plaza.

Now I'm gonna nail this picture up there on Mount Rushmore

This is not my beautiful house...

I can do "Here's a church, here's a steeple," but I always have trouble opening the door to show the people.

Wonder what would take that stain out?

George Proudly Displays His Latest Playschool Creation !

Double jeopardy

I see Obama's put a sticker on it saying "Persona non Grata." Now isn't that just Jim Dandy?

The final week of the Bush presidency was marked by George trying unsuccessfully to hang the painting flat on the wall of the Oval office.

To add a touch of class, George had specified that a real watch be incorporated into the painting

The artist's subtle 'two fingers to America' was lost on most people.

Instead of a watch, a cuckoo clock would have been more appropriate

George has been talking to his "stunt double" for 10 minutes before he realises his mistake

Hey, if Jeb gets to be President, too, it'll be a family portrait in pieces like a jigsaw - how cool is that?

Hang on, guys, remind me. Which one of us is the painting?

"Dude - your flies are undone."

George Was Determined To Win The 'First To Blink' Competition !

But George had misheard Obama when he said he was going to hang the painting in the Louvre

George W Bush pictured at the unveilifying of his portraitification

"Dude, there's a queue ok?"

I hope they hang this in the Office of Strategery

It's being marketed in Iraq as part of some game called "Chuckashoe"

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to humiliate this country's president, and neither do we"

The painting seemed appropiate, as George has many poor traits

Now, if the big hand's pointing to - darn it, I can't tell time upside down either!

Fool me once, I'm a fool. Fool me twice... Gee! Look! Now there's two of me!

Goddamit, people will look at this and think I only got seven fingers. Why didn't he show all nine?

There's never anything on TV, just more repeats!

hey.... that guy took my watch!!

Just keep smilin'....

So, come on, tell me, how much does this guy in Greece make for a living?

I Sure Do Love Art - I'm A Big Fan Of That Mozart Fella !

Gonna have to start thinking for a change now ...

Would the real president please take one step forward.

It was painted by some little guy with two toilets - Two-loos Lautrec I think he said his name was

Hey, where did the painter get all that Grecian 2000 from ?

Nice work on the work on the Plastic Surgery, Tony.

Laura, do you agree when they say I should be 'well hung'?

It would have been a full-length portrait if only I hadn't thrown my only pair of shoes back at that Iraqi journalist

Looks like they got thet Escher guy to do my fingers

Is it me, or are postage stamps getting bigger every day?