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Chris Evans | 10:26 UK time, Wednesday, 2 June 2010

So Jonny and myself are off to Bournemouth to scare the holiday makers with our excess of pale skin which will be on show from midday.

I played volleyball once and all I can remember is the excruciating pain in my forearms, after my severe lack of muscular padding resulted in direct bone striking by the deceivingly innocent looking volleyball.

Still there are many potential upsides to today: for a start there's the girls and their get ups; then there's the fact we are by the seaside; then I'm thinkin' fish and chips and a cold drink; then I'm thinkin' a nice peaceful drive back and a bit of The Big Show...and then I'm thinkin' an ice cold mid-week beer down the local.

Sounds alright dunnit?

Peace and Love and grab a bit of sunshine today if you can.

LOL

CLP

2010

X.

P.S. The dancing dog is gonna walk BGT, other dogs take note - you could do that if you really tried !

Comments

  • Comment number 1.

    Am I the first.

    csn. xx

  • Comment number 2.

    CLP - Your day sounds absolutely fabulous (apart from the volleyball bit).

    X

    Gail.

  • Comment number 3.

    Chris, have a good time.

    Will tell Holly that.

    Csn. xx

  • Comment number 4.

    Chris and Jonny enjoy your day and have 99 while you're there.

  • Comment number 5.

    Oh no. No LOL, please, Chris! x

  • Comment number 6.

    Just as well that the sun is shining today. Would have been a totally different prospect yesterday with all that rain, though am sure the fish and chips will be yummy whatever the weather!

    Mcw x

  • Comment number 7.

    Hi Chris: I have to say, when I read your blog, the reply that came to my mind is absolutely identical to Gail's at #2!

    Have a really great day.

    C xx

  • Comment number 8.

    Sunshine? Where? Really? Not here in Cannockshire, that's for sure.

    Have a fantabulous day Chris and Jonny - do your utmost to focus on the matter in hand, as opposed to the get up of the laydeeeees!

    Have to ask tho .... if the laydeeeeees are wearing "traditional" beach volleyball kit (or lack of) does this mean you and Jonny will be doing it in your Speedos!?!?!

    The demand for the video come Friday morning may well bring the entire ±«Óãtv www down!!!

    Muchos amore

    EmployedDeevs

    x


  • Comment number 9.

    Hi all

    Do you know what - I cba to do much today, luckily there isn't a lot for me to do....

    clp - I thought you couldn't say where you were going... Have fun anyway.

    Chrissie and Daisy, glad the mini meet went well yesterday. It's a shame I don't live closer, unfortunately Glasgow is a bit far to nip to for lunch......

    Oh - nearly lunch time....

    mtd ffb xxx

  • Comment number 10.

    The sun is shining today - after yesterday where it didn't stop raining til about 5pm and then it started again about 5:05 lol.

    How are you all today? I am having a pants day and may stage a prison break lol. Who wants to join me?

  • Comment number 11.

    Hello CLP and All.

    Happy Birthday Highland Lass!

    Now that you've announced that CLP I'm sure Bournemouth will be crowded with folk wanting to watch such superstars playing in the sand.
    I've never played volleyball myself, merely messed about with a beach ball, but I was good.

    Hope everyone's well.

    MK x

  • Comment number 12.

    Sounds like a good plan Hannah. where to?

  • Comment number 13.

    @MTD - i don't know - do you reckon the sun is shining in Brighton? We could go to the seaside for the rest of the day. Then again we'd still get mobile signal so maybe up a mountain might be better hehe (you know the back end of beyond)

  • Comment number 14.

    @MTD then again mobile signal would be good because we could sit and give a running commentary to the CLP Bloggers while we had our adventure

  • Comment number 15.

    Hannah - Of course there is always the current attractions in Bournmouth....

  • Comment number 16.

    MTD - of course! how could I miss that lol

  • Comment number 17.

    Hannah petal, are you Tweeting too much ..... @ ?!?!

    x

  • Comment number 18.

    Afternoon....

    No sun in the West Midlands today and it's not that warm!
    Played volleyball at school and broke my finger, so haven't played since!
    Happy Birthday Susan.
    MTD - Hope things start looking up for you soon.

    Nic

    x

  • Comment number 19.

    Hi

    volleyball - well when me and Mr bp first lived together he used to play every weds night with his dad and some other men of a certain age. As I didn't (don't) like being left alone I tried to go along with him but it was a waste of time and I really am not that good - so bad in fcat that Mr bp snr got quite cross with me, and he is a scary fellow.

    back to sandwiches - it was only after reading all the comments last night and this morning that I reminded myself that I used to work in a sandwich shop at the tender age of 14 - not very happy memories but I do know that hot sandwiches are cut into rectangles and cold sandwiches into triangles

    Baggy

  • Comment number 20.

    Nic love, you'd never know. Your fingers work absolutely fine now!

    ;-)

    Me

    x



  • Comment number 21.

    Baggy,

    Any particular reason for the sarnie cut? or is just the way it is?

    Steve :-D

  • Comment number 22.

    Afternoon,

    CLP, have a great time , sounds like fun will be had.

    Not as much fun as we are having here though, who can beat being stuck in the office, the sun shining, and a posse of auditors camped on the corner of your desk ?
    Am not complaining though, i know where the jaffa cakes are hidden !

    Deevs, glad you are fixed up with a job. ;-)


    MC xx

  • Comment number 23.

    Plenty of attractions in Bournemouth. Sunglasses, best creation known to man, created by a man, for men on the beach that don't want to get caught!! ;-)

  • Comment number 24.

    #23 LOL

  • Comment number 25.

    Steve - no idea - I just did my job - and very badly as it was the first and only job I was asked to leave and not come back!

  • Comment number 26.

    Afternoon peeps
    The sun is most definitely shining here in North Wales.
    Being the domestic goddess that I am ..... stop laughing at the back!, I am delighted that all the pillow cases, duvet and sheets are drying lovely!

    Been to the garden centre and have some more stuff to plant once I have collected Adam from work in about half an hour.

    Back later, lovelies.
    ttfn, Crumpy xx

  • Comment number 27.

    Baggy - I didn't know there were protocols to sandwich cutting. There is more to the humble sarnie than I thought! When I was little, my Mum used to cut my sandwiches with a pastry cutter so I would have rounds and stars etc. Probably a total waste of bread but I when I feel glum, I still make myself a "pretty" sandwich!

    My office is a sauna - the fan is just blowing hot air around. The beach in Bournemouth sounds tempting and trains go straight there from Guildford ( I think). Hmmmm - may join the prison break!

    Miss P

  • Comment number 28.

    Miss P

    This is just between you and me, since we got together and everytime he makes me toast for breakfast - Mr bp colours my toast using different jams etc and makes me pictures or jenga toast or something interesting!

    Now you know why I married him :-)

  • Comment number 29.

    is it safe to open me eyes now?

    Steve :-D

  • Comment number 30.

    Deevs: probably have been tweeting too much but on the other hand one of the other forums I go on highlights the name if you put @ and then the username lol. I do it out of habit - issues!

  • Comment number 31.

    MissP: My dad used to do that - he'd cut the jam sandwiches into squares and then into triangles (so technically i had 8 tiny sandwiches)

    I was at mum and Dads on Saturday and he'd made sausage sandwiches and he'd cut his mum's and CJ's straight then mine was cut diagonally but so I had two funky shaped sandwiches lol.

  • Comment number 32.

    Hello again.

    When I was little my dad used to make himself a raw onion sandwich.
    I used to sit and watch him fascinated wondering how he did this.

    MK x

  • Comment number 33.

    (whispers) Baggy, I won't tell a soul!!

    We all know why you married him - he is lovely and loves you (quite rightly!)

  • Comment number 34.

    Miss P, please could I have one of your sandwiches.

    Marjie, did it make him cry.

    csn. xx

  • Comment number 35.

    No CSN but it made me cry if I sat too near!

    MK xxx

    PS This sandwich topic is very popular LOL

  • Comment number 36.

    my dear departed grandad ate banana and sugar sandwiches

    My dad (at the tender age of 50) still eats hot milk/bread and sugar for breakfast - yuck!

  • Comment number 37.

    Of course you can, CSN!

    The sandwich talk is having a positive impact on my figure! I felt so sated with sarnies, I had salad for lunch! (A very sibilant sentence that!)

  • Comment number 38.

    Baggy,



    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm not had THAT for YEARS i just hope it's still as nice as i think it was back when i had it.

    Steve :-D

  • Comment number 39.

    Mr P and I were talking about banana sandwiches at the weekend - how strange! Only good when freshly made.

    My Dad's fave was buttered white bread with condensed milk poured over it - double yuck! Must admit, I quite like bread & milk - my nana used to make it for me.

  • Comment number 40.

    Miss p - my nanna used to make it for my dad (she being his mum) and so he made it for us - but we said no!! I do love hot weetabix (other wheat biscuits are avaible but rubbish) though so not all wasted.

  • Comment number 41.

    Baggy & Steve.

    You've just reminded me of a very distant childhood memory, to do with food rationing.

    We called it pobs.

    MK x

  • Comment number 42.

    Triple yuck to the hot weetabix (other wheat cereals etc etc...)! Just flavourless mush - pah!

    My Mum has weetabix (other wheat etc..) with hot skimmed milk every morning. When she comes to stay with us, my biggest cat sits staring at Mum until she finishes and then proceeds to lick the bowl clean. Ergo, hot weetabix must be a Puss thing!!

  • Comment number 43.

    What's pobs MK?

  • Comment number 44.

    MissP

    Pobs is hot milk poured over pieces of bread and sprinkled with sugar.

    I agree about the hot milk on cereal, yuk, must be ice cool from the fridge for me.

    MK x

  • Comment number 45.

    hot milk doesnt work on cereal - just weetabix (sorry again)

    pobs - that sounds like what my dad and nanna had - she was orginally from lancashire - maybe thats the clue?

  • Comment number 46.

    Baggy, I love hot milk on weetabix.

    csn. xx

  • Comment number 47.

    ice cold milk on weedybrix is just lush (so is mixing it with bran flakes and cornflakes *ANY make will do even value/basics/smart price versions*)

    Steve :-D

  • Comment number 48.

    don't get me wrong - i love ice cold milk on cereal as much as the next blogger - but sometimes its nice to have it hot on weetabix and I have a winter love affair with porridge.

    CSN - thanks for understanding.

  • Comment number 49.

    Gosh I'm shattered

    Sorry can't do anything other than ice cold milk on any cereal. Have a particularly lovely granola at the moment with cranberries and blueberries and it makes the milk purple - I know little things!

    Warm and sunny here hooray.

    Hope everyone is well?

    Sus x

  • Comment number 50.

    Ah, now porridge - that is a different matter! Brown sugar or golden syrup?

  • Comment number 51.

    what is it with this poncifying of food? whats wrong with just plain good honest food? if i wanted cranberries i'd drink cocktails . . if i wanted blueberries i'd have muffins :-D

    we have a Plain language society . . . . why can't we have a plain food one as well?

    Steve :-D

    PS
    S-u-T this isn't a dig at you :-D xxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • Comment number 52.

    Isn't granola a type of sawdust chippings?

    Steve :-D

  • Comment number 53.

    Steve now you just haven't lived if you don't do granola! Mind the best I had was in New York and it was all cinnamony which was brilliant as I lurve cinnamon. Twas a well known brand we have over here but they don't sell it here boohoo. PS Steve I do the cranberries and blueberries in those formats too!

    Sorry don't do porridge tho - we can't all be the same, luckily. Just don't get me started on ice creams - has to be Italian, sorry.

    S x

  • Comment number 54.

    But Steve, you could argue that adding a blueberry to a muffin is "poncifying" it!!

    There are days when plain food is good and others when you want something fancy!!

    Miss P

  • Comment number 55.

    IS granola a type of museli type stuff?

    Steve :-D

  • Comment number 56.

    MissP,

    I don't like either so not fussed :-D

    Steve :-D

  • Comment number 57.

    Granola is a breakfast food and snack food consisting of rolled oats, nuts, honey, and sometimes rice,that is usually baked until crispy. During the baking process the mixture is stirred to maintain a loose, breakfast cereal-type consistency. Dried fruits, such as raisins and dates, are sometimes added.

    as identified in Wikip****

  • Comment number 58.

    Afternoon all,

    Sandwiches.. boxing day - fresh white bread, left over turkey, cranberry and stuffing. Mmmm.

    I always have trouble finding sandwiches in supermarkets, I can't eat brown bread and I don't like mayonnaise so finding something is nearly impossible.

    Cereal - the only way I can eat the wheaty biscuit cereal is spread with butter and jam and eaten like toast, yes I know, I'm weird!

    We have recently discovered Amish baked oatmeal for breakfast, lots of different recipes but the one I use has oats, eggs, milk, sugar, dried fruit and nuts. Mix it all up stick it in a tin and bake it. Then eat it hot with hot milk. More of a winter thing though!

    Hungry now, will have to go investigate what there is to eat, though as I have yet to go food shopping, I suspect not much!

    Hope everyone's OK,

    Dragonxx

  • Comment number 59.

    Come on Evans!

    Who d'ya know?

    Yesterday was good for nothing but staying in bed and today is......

    Well, Beach volleyball weather!

    Have you persuaded the big fella to retune the radios upstairs?

    Keep it coming!

    Hi to the rest of the asylum, hope all are well.

    Rips

    x

  • Comment number 60.

    Dandy Rips, just absolutely fine and dandy.

    Although all this talk of porridge is making me feel rather queasy. Porridge is just wrong.

    Deevs

    x

  • Comment number 61.

    Errol has ready brek every morning, with cold milk.

    I used to work in the lab at weedybricks, and one of the tests I had to carry out was the SWAT test, where I had to measure how much impact a biscuit could take. Never really been sure why they needed to know that...

    MW, a!

    PS - Hi everyone

  • Comment number 62.

    Ello CLP, Jono S & ALL Bloggies...

    Bingo Star ere...

    CLP - A like yer PS... a feel like that about me music!!!

    Maybe a should try 'arder!!!

    Well a am with me maths!!!

    Been busy with me maths tutor terdee!!!
    Really nice bloke: 'e came in during the 'alf term ter spend 4 'ours with me going through a diabolically difficult practise exam... a feel me 'ead iz under severe pressure... noot that am after sympathy or INDEED boasting!!!!

    Also just tried ter book me ticekts for The British Touring Cars at Oulton Park on Sundee!!!
    It reads book online & save five pound off the on the gate ticket price!!!
    So ave just tried... only problem... ter book online it costs 5 pounds 50pence for special delivery.... in the words of Sir Tel... "is it me??@?"

    Bye!

    PS CLP & Jono... forget yer toothbrush for the Bournemouth gig... but DO NOT.... forgeet yer sunscreen.... factor 40!!!!

    'ope this 'elps!

  • Comment number 63.

    Bingo, get yo'self up to Silverstone for the MotoGp brother, hanging out wiv da possee, innit (or so the kids say). No idea what any of that means. I'm getting old ;-)

  • Comment number 64.

    Tartan blanky Unc?

    ;-)

  • Comment number 65.

    Is the blog broke again?

    The ±«Óãtv homepage is still

  • Comment number 66.

    Porridge makes me heave...
    Don't like milk so I have yoghurt on my fruity cereal every morning...
    I know, weird!

    Nic

    x

  • Comment number 67.

    Themanfromuncle - A FULLY understand the points yer trying ter 'it!!!!
    A agree the MotoGP is a great dee out!!!!!

    Just wanted ter share this MEGA tune from this MEGA band from their MEGA album!!!!!

    The BIG Q is.... why... why is this MEGA brill band not played on the raio more often.... and in particular on CLP's very friendly radio show????

    Some times a wish if a 'ad ave gotta job 'elping out on CLP's show... a would ave 'ad the job of 'elping ter choose the daily playlist... of course a few on the R2 Playlist A & B & C need ter be thrown in each dee... and then getting a balance of tunes/ styles of music ter appeal ter the target audience!!!!

    A tell yer if this was my job... a would put 190% inter getting it correct!!!!!!

    And this tune would definately feature one morning & INDEED this band would feature at least once a month if noot slightly more often.... Enjoy all >>>>




    Back ter albegra revision.....

  • Comment number 68.

    PS Just makes me wanter dance the above tune.... MEGA!!!!!!!

  • Comment number 69.

    Just wanter add.... The music yer choose for a radio show is a VERY important part of the show & going terwards it's success!!!!
    As important as the DJ/ presenter & INDEEd the talkie bits!!!!!

    CLP & ALL the Breakfast Gig Team doing a most excellent job going by the increase in ratings - know what am sayin'!!!!!

    The thing is... Sir Tel's audience a think the average age was about 52 or 53 if a remember correctly!!!!

    A notice CLP is cleverly targeting the younger audience by 'aving parts of the show like the kiddies phoning in... all 'elping the show ter appeal ter both adults & kids too!!!!!
    Most clever move!!!!!!

    And aswell as attracting new listeners from the younger audience also wanting ter 'old on ter most of Sir Tel's TOG dudes!!!!!!

    One way is getting the balance of music correct!!!!!

    But a think now could be the right time ter very gently start playing slightly younger music (not full blast R1 type music otherwise all yer older audience will do a runner) but a think now is the time ter gently play a bit more younger music ter attract more 20 ter 40 year olds... but being careful not ter alienate the over 40 listeners!!!!!

    Soz getting carried away there... only trying ter voice an opinion & 'elp a bit....

    'ope this 'elps!!!!!

    Why am a writing this.... a need ter get back ter me maths!!!

    Bye!

  • Comment number 70.

    Bingo, i think the modds are down the pub, its taking an age for your posts to appear .

    MC x

  • Comment number 71.

    Evening all

    mmmm muesli with yoghurt - if plain yogurt add honey.......

    I survived the day with only one teary moment. The problem is, as people are finding out, I am getting loads of sympathy which is worse in a way.... Still I am keeping positive and starting to look at jobs (still not made any real decisions about the future but need to see what is out there)

    Thank you for all your support.

    mtd ffb xxx

  • Comment number 72.

    Porridge with evaporated milk and sugar, it's the only way!

    Ta ta Lin x

  • Comment number 73.

    Hi Lin

    I thought I'd broke the blog again. Don't like porridge (although I don't mind the microwave stuff with berries in - not golden syrup though).

    Your turn on Scrabble...

    mtd ffb xxx

  • Comment number 74.

    Evening All.

    Only just noticed CLP's pppssss. I'm sure it wasn't there this morning.

    There are some very good acts on BGT but I agree with CLP. Chandi the dancing dog must win.

    Reminds me of when as a child I entered my dog in a fancy dress dog show.
    She stood up dressed in a little coat and hat and walked on two back legs all around the arena. All the crowd were clapping and cheering, she loved it and so did I.
    It made the local paper.

    MK xxx

  • Comment number 75.

    Evening each, hope everyone is well.

    Bleugh - porridge - sorry, can't do it, even though I'm a Scot. Yes, I know I'm a Geordie too, but I'm really a Scot - born in Aberdeen hundreds of years ago.

    Hope the volleyball went well Chris.

    xxxxx

  • Comment number 76.

    Bingo, good tune, but more importantly, Sting is playing Gateshead in October. Off to look for tickets.

    xxxx

  • Comment number 77.

    Bums, mebbe not. £99 a ticket and there'd be loads of us going. What a ripoff.

    xxx

  • Comment number 78.

    How many of you going Annie? Could you get a group discount?

    mtd ffb xxx

  • Comment number 79.

    Annie - tried for tickets direct from the Sage just after they were released last Friday morning and all sold out. Bums as you would say as I would have loved to have seen him again. Saw him with Kathryn Tickell last December and his stage presence is amazing - he was born just down the road - sigh!!

    PS tickets were £75!!

    Night all

    Susan x

  • Comment number 80.

    MTD, would have to get about 8 tickets, but not going to happen.

    Susan, I know - he lived very near where I worked at my first job - Spillers on the Tyne, junior shorthand/typist.

    xxxx

  • Comment number 81.

    Evening all,

    Hope everyone has had a good day.

    I'm hungry with all the talk of cereals! I've always been really bad at eating breakfast but my new years resolution was to eat breakfast every day and I've stuck to it, so far gained a stone in weight :-) (not often that someone's happy to gain weight!)

    I have my nephew staying tonight on his 1st night away from home on his own (he's 3), so far so good but I wonder how early all the kids will be up!

    Love and Hugs to everyone

    MCM xx

  • Comment number 82.

    Could have been to an intimate gig at the Buddle in the 80's when he was doing a jazz set (hubby worked for North Tyneside) and we couldn't get a babysitter. You can probably tell I am still miffed about it!!

    Really am going now, night again.

  • Comment number 83.

    Evening MCM

    How nice to have 3yr old staying with you. My guess is he'll be up about 5am to sneak into your bed.

    xxx

  • Comment number 84.

    I hope he wont Annie! My 6yr old has been up at 3 the past 3 nights anyway!

    How's Samuel now?

    MCM xx

  • Comment number 85.

    Theres only ONE way to eat weetabix, done it all my life, so dont know any different.

    Not being a milk drinker, the cereal bowl can prove a bit of a challenge ( the contents that is!!)

    But the weetabix has always been eaten just like a piece of toast in our house, nice layer of proper butter, then top it with some luvverly H/M jam.

    Swipe up the crumbs with another blob of butter on your knife.

    Same goes for shredded wheat.

    MTF.xx

  • Comment number 86.

    MTF

    wow haven't had weetabix like that for years.

    Eve all not had chance to catch up yet

    KKs

  • Comment number 87.

    MTF my kids love weetabix as a snack with butter and jam but what a mess!!!!

    I'm going to bed, Good night.

    MCM xx

  • Comment number 88.

    Good night MCM - I'm off too.

    mtd ffb xxx

  • Comment number 89.

    Night MCM.

    Got some more vouchers to post to you.

    MTF.xx

  • Comment number 90.

    Ello Bright Annie G - #76 & #77.... 'ope yer doing ok Annie, nice ter see yer back on the blog lately!!!!!

    Errr on the Sting in Gateshead 'appening.... 99 quid.... ouuchhh.... looks like yerv been.... stung!!!!!!!


    Nite all!!!

  • Comment number 91.

    Ahhhhhhh me #90 is awaiting moderation.... what ave a said wrong know, sorry now!!!

    Nite!

  • Comment number 92.

    Glad you had fun at the beach. Gather you met my friend Emma on her own personal challenge to have a pic taken with you! She had achieved it within a couple of hours of my texting it to her. Now I'm in all sorts of a mess cus she's now hatching a challenge for me which I will almost certainly fail:( Emma and I are the Chris and Jonny of Cornwall.

    Love the show and keep making us smile

    Ann
    XXX

  • Comment number 93.

    Night everyone

    Sleep well.

    lol, csn. xx

  • Comment number 94.

    New blog

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