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Me first...........please

Hi CLP!

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Am I second?????

TBx

Hey Lambie Pies

I'm busy too, but in a good way!

ARF:

Wonderful World - Joey Ramone

because just lately, it bloomin' well is and I'm a happy auld Deevski!

Thanks a million - you rock!

Deevs
x x x x

Am I 3rd...???

Hi CLP

No pic yet.............wot's that all about? Are we in a parallel dimension?

And more importantly - who's standing in on Monday?

Finally - ARF: Relight my fire by Take That please.

df

NO - CLP you are NOT allowed any more time off...we all agreed that last time..dint we?dint we?! Oh,ok then - one day..enjoy the wedding!

and who could this friend be...suggestions on the back of a postcard..

No pic yet - `spect itll turn up in bout an hour!

ARF - Whole Lotta Rosie by AC/DC - just cos its rocking!

work...

mSc x

ARF-Sweet Child of mine....Guns'n'roses PLEASE!!!!


TBx

CLP***did I mention....

ARF-Sweet Child of mine....Guns'n'roses PLEASE!!!!


Thanks mate.

TBx

CLP lovely blog as always.

Loving all the poems today, wish I had half the talent of you lot.

Anyone got any ideas of how to help my dog stop howling.

Sadly her mum who was 14 died just before Xmas and she is still pinning poor thing.

I have given her a cuddly teddy for her bed and extra bedding.

But as soon as we go out the house we can hear her.

It's so sad she is 9 and just not used to being on her own.

Thanks

PC

Ps

ARF Propaganda Duel

Please

PC

Cheers Chris,
Oh! someone work that out, I'm not up to it!

Famous person, paws as a clue!

Also, what is it with car manufacturers giving their best cars to the rich and famous....Jay Kay, one of our locals, was at one time the proud owner of an Audi RS6 Avant and an RS4 Saloon.
Jealous? Me? S'pose so!

I would quite happily sell my soul for either one of those bad boys!

From t'other Blog......
Hi Tango,

I shan't ask how you know about Carbon dating, was it something to do with your last birthday? Haha

Blur are re-forming and putting on two hooj concerts at Hyde Park in.....blimey....three weeks!


Woooohooooo!

Rips

Arthurnoon Christophe...I'm glad you're busy too...we have been running around (figuratively) like the famed blue-bottomed fly, although we do tend to repeat ourselves...good luck with the Booksmiths!

As to ARF...I shouldn't think begging on bended knee (and I akshully AM, and those that know me, know that I will be) will help in the slightest, but

PUR-LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEase...

Walking on Sunshine...if only because I shall be doing that (or similar) whilst on my jolly hols with my lovely mummy next week.

Am getting up now
love
hazel
x

pes

Was gonna put this on previous blog, and I feel it would be a waste, so I'll bung it in here...I wish the weather would break here, it is SOOOOOOOOO muggy (not choosdee) and ma heed feels like it's gonna splode!

Anyhoo, Scoob, pink wafer biscuits...I've just had to cut the G-I-A-N-T brownie (other girls associations available) I purchased just this very lunch time, into four, to share with the others in the ossif. As a result (although it was deLISHus) we are all feeling a bit sick.

Sorry, digressing, SO the last time I had a pink wafer biscuit, I seem to remember breathing most of it in, and being given the Heimlich manouvre by my Gran'ma...and she died in 1997...so not had one since!

so, SBeep, please, wot is (or who is) Emo?

...I see trees of green, red roses too etc x

Nice to be busy Chris.

Didn't I just say, I guessed you'd be off on Monday. But since you have a valid reason you are permitted but don't make a habit of it, ok?

ARF - Rock 'n' Roll is King - ELO


Pen xx

...sorry CLP, re the still missing pic...I read 'the boy and his badger'.

Do I need new glasses?

Rips, I think you'll find it's Enzo...as in Ferrari...just maybe?

...last one, then I'm orft...

Propacar, how about a puppy or a kitten? Would she accept another animal? Maybe she just needs something to love?

Glad you liked the pomes btw
love
hazel
x

ARF Walking on Sunshine. And now my knees are giving me gyp, so I hope you're satisfied...

brownies...mine and AF fave dessert (see Leeds photies!)..but if you cut it into 4 then how big was it exactly..rule one in Scoobs house - you never share brownies!

But know what you mean about the breathing pink wafer biscuits in.. ive just had my 4th and i think i need a bucket of tea...

now Rips - the paws thing..do you think its SWF and Girlracer`s `other` friend...

mSc x

Christopher....have you completed your homework yet....you know what I'm referring to...yes....your best man's speach????

Betta be funny or else...no pressure!!!

Tip of the day.....lay off the juice until after the speach...and no I don't speak from experience, before anyone asks...

Propacar,

You'll just need to go to the pound and get a rescue dog to keep her company, thereby sorting out her problem and saving an unwanted doggy at the same time.

X Gail.

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in work - Help !!!

ARF Footloose Kenny Loggins

(sorry Hazel love !!!)


Beez xxxx

ARF---alternative...if sunny...

IN THE SUMMERTIME - MUNGO JERRY

Ello CLP Boy And ALL Of This Area....

Bingo Star ere......

CLP - A can't see yer photo yet or iz it a follower once yer arrive at R2 HQ jobbie again???????
Looks like yer very busy..... wonder were yer get the energy from or iz it all..... adrenalin???????
Also does this mean the Mayo will be doing a one dee jobbie on Mondee?????

A 'ad a nice time in London.... very nice actually..... a 'eard two of me favourite female celebs were in town aka in London and in the area a waz in. A waz gonna stalk them and try and get them ter sign me A ter Z..... know, sorry now, yer might say who are they....
Britney and Beyonce!!!!!!!!!

But der yer now, sorry now, sorry mean't know, what..... a decided ter go after a much 'otter babe......... yeah...... my favourite blogger who's name am noot allowed ter mention on the blog!!!!!!!
And man....... iz she a 'ot woman!!!!!!!!

Chow!

#22 - WHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whatta good omen and totally by chance.... me fav # again!!!!!

PS CLP - Ave goot me sunflower seeds ready ter sow!!!!!!!
Am a dab 'and at this... been doing it since a waz 6!!!!!!!
And a now, sorry know, the secret ter make a sunflower grow very tall!!!!!!!
Don't now, know, if a should share me BIG secret......

Okay....... vodka and tomato juice and water it daily!!!!!!!!

That's the secret..... bitta vodka and tomato juice in yer watering can with water!!!!!!!

GOURANGA!!!!!

DAMN IT...... ave just let me growing secret out!!!!!!!

Maybe a should complain against me own blgo on the grounds of allowing other sunflower growers ter cheat!!!!!!

Hazel - you're a Genius!

Although, it came across to me as though a number of manufactureres were competing to give this well known person a car.
Not for him to buy one.....who knows?

That would rule out the Enzo.

Although...if Luca Di montezemolo is reading this.....I am very willing to put myself forwards - regards testing, delivering or just generally drooling over any spare stock they have lying around!

Hi Bingo,

If that secret works then that rules Deev out, from entering a winning Sunflower....what chance her pouring spirits anywhere but down her neck? ;^P

In trouble Rips

x

Rips

If I wasn't larfing so much, you would be in real Big Trub!

Deevs
x

Hazel, I am loving the pomes! Genius

GirlRacer - I don't think he's worth our bother. He ain't nothing but a hound-dog . . .

SWF

ARF----

Strawberry Switchblade-Since Yesterday
**

Chris

Your next task will be to plug your books to the supermarkets as thay now seem to sell more books than anyone else. It would be really good if you told them to get lost though as their price cutting has killed off many small booksellers.

If your stuck for a joke for your Best Man's speech you can have this one for nothing.

Q. What's the difference between an wake and a wedding in Ireland
A. There's one less drunk at a wake.


Arf request

Thin Lizzy - The boys are back in town.

Following on from a conversation earlier this week, seems that dating sites really are the way to go! After no nibbles (pun intended) at all since my latest heart-bruising a couple of months ago I now have three date invites for this weekend!

Woo-hoo, get me! Juggling men. :0)

SWF

SWF - good luck but be careful and make sure someone reliable knows where you are. One of my pals tried it and met some rather 'strange' people at first - but now is newly engaged!

df

Aaaawwwwwwwwwww........photo's now appeared - just how cute is that?

Almost enough to make me broody...............no, I said almost!! [Mr df hits the floor in a dead faint!]

df

Bingo...I was considering a Bl00dy Mary and just adding water to the seed. Mind you, would be nice if I had somewhere to grow a sun flar...sob!

...and Rips, after 'genius' you lost me I'm afraid...I have slightly less interest in cars (and was a fortnightly Grand Pricks widow for WAY too long) than I do in Football...I was thinking of Chris's beloved Enzo...having paws...was my Poirot type deduction Miss Lemon...

'Ode to Sun Flars'

If I could grow a sun flar
It would be so bright and tall
And all the next-door neighbours
Could see it o'er the wall

I'd pour a Bl00dy Mary
And watch the seedling grow
Then it would be the winner
In the comp on Chris's show

If I could grow a sun flar
It would be so bright and tall
And all the next-door neighbours
Could see it o'er the wall

The folks would come far and wide
To see this wondrous bloom
Van Gogh would want to paint it
To hang in his bedroom

If I could grow a sun flar
It would be so bright and tall
And all the next-door neighbours
Could see it o'er the wall

(A further pome by hazel love)

Am on a roll (bread mainly)
love
hazel
x

alternate ARF (SWF) Rock a Hula - Elvis Parnsip. x

CLP,
I dont remember seeing a note asking for time off AGAIN!

Nice poem Hazel and Emo is a kitten

Lovely................the new Pam Ayres is amongst us.

df

peas, would just like to say, I have akshully done LOads of work today...I like to look upon this blog as a welcome distraction...although procrastination is my middle name (or would have been if my mother could spell it)...I have nearly finished the Manual (I feel it deserves the Capital M) and am in the process of writing all the stuff out for my locum to do whilst I'm on hols...

On the beach, out of reach
love
hazel
x

Walking on Sunshine for my ARF please.

OMG there's two of 'em...CLP and CLP Jnr!!!

Great pic Mr E

What IS he thinkin' me wonders..????


Sun flowers perhaps.

TBx

Wow he's such a cutie CLP!

Hazel - Brilliant, how do you do it - are drinking Bloody Marys to for inspiration?!

Darce x

Thanks df - yeah I'll be careful. I did briefly try it a few years ago, and also met a few strange people. I'll be choosing somewhere v public to meet, where I'll have easy access to my car. One guy has already been crossed off my list, as he was v put out that I didn't trust him enough for him to pick me up from my house on our first meeting! No thanks.

At least two of the guys seem very normal and nice anyway, not so sure about the third so I'm having a serious think about him . . .

SWF

fi, and Darce, I have no idea...I do sometimes feel that I'm in the wrong job!

Thank you Thunderclap! I had an idea it was proberly sumthin small and fluffy...but then it could have been a budgie or similar I spose...

SWF, whoever you meet, make sure they've drawn a yellow carnation on a piece of paper which they have stuck to the front of their jacket so that you recognise them...

Baz, you've def started a trend
love
hazel
x

...also, SWF, another joke, if you're still feeling crook...

Bloke in pet shop - how much are the wasps.
Bloke behind counter - we don't sell wasps.
First bloke - but you've got one in the window.

Thanks for comments re my doggy. Sadly she is not a fan of other dogs inly ever liked her mum and humans.

which is a shame as hubby forever on the rescue sites.

His Auntie never has below 4 rescue doggies at any one time.

PC

Hazel keep em coming

...and I STI-HIL-HIL-HILLLLL can't see the picture of the boy and his Badger!

Joke from 10 yr old daughter

How do you make Lady GaGa cry?

Poker face

Better safe than sorry SWF - but one of those two might be just right for you! And any decent man would understand at once why women have to be wary and protect themselves.

One thing that impressed me about mr df when we first met was that he was disgusted at my then boyfriend not collecting me from a railway station late at night - he'd no other agenda at the time, just basic decency and concern for my safety! The rest, as they say...........

Haze - have happy hols. I'll be off myself from tomorrow afternoon and no chance of accessing t'internet for 10 days or so.

No thirsty Thursday imbibing for me today - at least not until after the parent's evening at school! Must dash to it now.......g'night all.

df

Just for you, Propacar...

If I was a lonely doggie
I'd join a dating site
And only meet the ones who said
Their bark is worse than their bite

(pome by hazel love)
xx

Thanks Hazel

That's lovely

Have fun SWF - you're so right not wanting him to know where you live on first date. Good for you - go for it.

On my first internet date a friend of mine arranged a date with a girl at the same place, so he could keep an eye on me. Every time he went up to the bar or his date when to the loo, he kept texting me to see if I was OK. We were in a hotel bar and I getting funny looks from men round the bar - I'm sure they thought I was on the game and he was my next client!

Darce x

A pleasure Propacar...with a little inspiration from SWF!

I've just pledged to myself that I am going to spend the next 15mins or so, writing some more manual, so see you all for the show...

l
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x

pes, loving the Lady GaGa joke!

ttfn
x

Darce, the gold spandex mini skirt, platform shoes with goldfish in the heels and false eyelashes probably gave the wrong impression...

He he Haze!!

x

ARF friday.

youre beautiful by James blunt.

nice mellow song.

Nick.

Hi Chris,

Enjoy your weekend and your wedding on Monday.

ARF


50 Ways To Leave Your Lover - Paul Simon

Lots of love,
x.x.x.x.x.

Thanks hazel. I'm feeling loads better this afternoon - had a three hour soak in the bath with a book, which has eased the stomach pains and everything seems to have settled down now.

I think all the jokes have definitely helped too!

I am so loving the paper carnation idea . . .that should sort the fun guys from the funny guys . . .

SWF

ha ha ha ha ha Big Nick is in love and Madcatian wants rid!!!!!

Thats made me smile !!!

Beez xxx

funny as in weird . . .it seemed clear enough in my head, but once I'd re-read it written down didn't seem as clear . . .

Your request a day early, Deev!

Pen xx

So, do I get to ask for another ARF? Twas lovely to hear Mr Ramone 24 hours early tho ....

Right, let's go for


I Wanna Be Your Lover - Prince


Oh yes!

Deevs x x x x

Hi everyone,

First time blogger here...... no really first time on any blog any where! ~;0)


I would love suggest the song Chris used to open all request friday with a year or so ago.

Always just used to be getting in the car when it started and brings back good memories and heralds the weekend, trouble is cant remember the song or the artist. help?

hello CLP - what a cutie boy you have! But please the hat?

Hazel - (wo)man you rock - LMAO reading your pomes

SWF - go girl (carefully) mind! What time you getting to jig on Tooseday? Fancy meeting up for a mini TT meet!

Bingo - also LMAO about you moderating your own blog!

All the rest have a good evening

ARF - Never can tell - Chuck Berry please!!!!!!!!!!!!!

debs
X

God Chris.He is a very handsome little lad.
Lovin headgear...trendy boy

DOMINIEANN,

Cant help with the song but welcome to the mad house. It wasnt too hard to blog now was it?

;-)

Hi DOMINIEANN, welcome!

Debs - I don't know what our plans are yet. I had asked for a half-day on Tuesday, but we're shortstaffed next week and now I've been off sick for two days not so sure they'll be willing. I'll let you know!

SWF

ARF Tomorrow, XTC and Senses Working Overtime Purleeez Christophe xxx

Ta ta Lin x

Me again......

CLP - Just seen yer photo of the boy..... looooks like a mini me Del Boy who's just been given a parking ticket!!!!!!!!!

PS The Sunflowers - Whatever yer do if yer gonna be playing music to yer shooters...... don't play any Alan Titchmarsh!!!!!!!!!!!

'ope this 'elps!!!!!!!!

#66 = 22 X 3!!!!!!!!!!

Debs'asjoined - Thanks but a don't now, sorry now, what LMAO means??????

dear bingo I think it means

laugh my a**e off

PC

DOMINIEANN
original toon was by Sanford Townsend Band, can't remember what it was called though
Sorry
Tiggs xx
Btw, welcome to the madhouse!!

Evening each

Chris, just wait till you retire, then you'll know what busy is!!! Part-time job, voluntary work, grandchildren, lunch with friends - haven't got time to hoover thank goodness.

How's everyone?

xxxxx

Hi bright Annie

enjoying a lovely thunder storm

PS Love being a lady who lunches whenever possible

Sadly too busy most of the time

Read that as 'lady who lurches' Propacar lol

Ta ta Lin x

PC - thanks for sorting bingo out!

Annie - hello - you are an early bird today!

SWF - we'll catch up nearer the time - only a 120 hours till Gary Go, then James Morrison and then the BOYS! Without exception every person I have spoken to or heard of has said it is the best jig they have ever been to - not all TT groupies like me either!

I'm already so excited - my friend said tonight she thinks it will be like having a 5 year old with her!!!! LOL

DOMINIEANN - hello - welcome - we is bonkers on here you now sorry know!

Beez - you still alive under all that post?

right off to sort me kitchen out soes I can make some tea

later my lovely bloggers
debs
X

Propacar - Thank you!!!!!!

#73 - maybe she does Lin! depends if you are on the vino collapso when you lunch PC?

nowt I like more than a boozy lunch followed by a snooze!

roll on Brum - no time for snoozing there though! Power on through drinking only!

debs
X

Girlracer, I could very well be a lady who lurches, along with Beez. We definitely lurched up the stairs in London!!

Bingo: Do I know who you mean? Is it the gorgeous girl you disappeared with in London?

Debs: Early bird, yes. No work today (that's a lovely Chris Rea tune, btw), lunched with gorgous daughter, then visited man in cupboard with lettuce and rocket seeds to plant, and a tomato plant. He wants to grow his own salad!!

xxxxx

Wasn't Lurch in the Adams family LOL

Annie - are the rumors true - are you gonna lurch in Brum???

hope so - cant wait to meet you !
debs
X

Debs, would love to be there but am being sensible, so no. Will definitely be at the next one, though.

Beez will be looking after my drink, though.

xxxxx

...Bees, meant to say earlier...re Footloose...this is why none of our ceiling lights work...wot with all the jumping up and down upstairs by the noisy neighbours...

So, I'm not going to take you to task, but just bare that in mind...

gotta go now as El Bajo needs the PC...not that I'm pc...
love
hazel
x

arrr Annie - watch what you are saying so def be at NEXT one -

hooray! welcome to Bristol!!!!

5th September on CLP blog page on FB for those that not already 'signed up'!

debs
X

CLP - Eventually got photo of ickle man, simply gawjus! They grow up far too fast.

Annie - are you thinking the same as I'm thinking about Bingo's lovely lady?

Pen xx

hi everyone

Am I the most proud mum - my eldest has just got a 2:2 Bsc and become an international baskrtball coach for the Welsh Team . WOOOOOOOHOOOOO.

Are we gonna celebrate or wot!!!!!!


MAW!!!!!!!xxxxxxxxxxx

Are we Pen? The lovely Suzie??

Debs, date in diary. Is that noodle bar still in Bristol?

xxxxx

Mistletoe: You are justly proud, well done that child.

xxxxx

Hi guys. Been a busy week haven't had much time to catch up but hope all are ok happy and well!

Clp lovely blog and beautiful Noah. Please I would love to hear the Trogs - Wild Thing for ARF.

Stay happy all

X x

Evening All,

CLP, thanks for the lovely picture. Noah is so cute !

Now, another day off ??? make sure this is the last one for a while please , enjoy the wedding too.

ARF , please could you play Queen , Born to love you ,

or Sweet Caroline - Neil Suduko

Thank you ever so much,it would be a real tweet to hear my ARF on the wireless

Keep rocking

MC xx

Mistletoe, fab news!

I'm also a proud mum todsy; teen 1, who finished her GCSEs yesterday and is already doing voluntary work in Oxfam, has got a Summer job working at the solicitors where she did her work experience - hours to suit! She's still going to do Oxfam also as she's meeting lots of great peeps, including a 90 year old shop assistant who swims twice a week!

And Debbie, belated congrats to you teen for passing his driving test - it took me 4 gos as well.

Here's to teenagers and students everywhere, they're not bad at all really!

A x

PS Arf Everlasting Love by Love Affair.

Purleeeeeeze.

A x

ooooooooh what a beautiful piccy chris

deevs n hazel gr8 powems made me smile

Beez, from previous blog....born 1962 so tot in the 60's . 70's music and O-level reading Chaucer, Austen and Laurie Lee take me right back there!!!

ARF ...HERE COMES THE SUN Steve Harley n Cockney Rebel pleeeeeeese for the weekend



Regards Debu xxx

HA gr8 minds think alike or Mark Radcliffe is reading this blog........He has just come up with Debs suggestion that Man U could buy Newcastle !!!!






Regards Debu x

Evening all, from a rather tender rosieposie, was out on the lash last night, on the wine and then the vodka.... never a good combo! A nice plate of chilli and pot wedges has sorted me out a wee bit but still feeling a bit rough around the edges...

What a cute photo of the wee man, he's a little charmer!

Well done to everyone celebrating successes this week... took me 3 goes to pass my driving test!

ARF: Happy Mondays- Step On por favor

Gracias

Rx

Now, while I'm not a footie fan, you've all got to STOP making jokes about Newcastle. Right????

Although my lovely friend Dek will be laughing fit to bust (he's a Sunderland fan).

xxxxx

Rosie: Have to confess. Have just offered, on FB, you and I to organise an Edinburgh meet during the Festival. Sorry!

xxxxxxx

For ARF, with no hope of being chosen: Who do you Love by The Band.

xxxx

Annie - the very same!

Pen xx

thanks everyone for the congrats re: eldest. And same goes for all who's taking exams

It doesn'nt get any easier the older they get.

I'ts been great that my youngest has been with us this week, but he soon has to go back to the uk.



MAW X

Mistletoe: Doesn't matter how old they are, eh?

My oldest boy and his wife, after years of hoping, are having their little girl in September. Am so happy for them.

All my lot (3) were rubbish at school, all went back to college in their twenties and got MSc's in Archaeology, Politics and Social Policy at uni. Am so proud of them. And they are wonderful parents. It's so nice, isn't it, when they turn out to be nice people?

xxxxx

Hey Annie, it was only a matter of time before an Edinburgh meet came up! Think a few bonkers bloggers would just add to the mix at festival time!

Rx