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Posted: Wednesday, 17 May 2006 |
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Comments
Ah what fine braw ballochs - but is that dress code approved?
Annie B from the usual
Och; the competition is hotting up.
Evil Kenevil from Lewis bike stunt display team
Douglas Bader: the twilight years.
Flight Lieutenant Biggles from Trump Towers, Tong beach
The Lone Ranger and Tonto ride again!
Cowboy Jim from Barvas cattle ranch
When the church elders found out about Stornoways first gay marriage ceremony, the "bride and groom" were forced to make a quick getaway from Lewis.
Marryum all from Pink palace registry chapel, Stornoway
People found the Hebridean remake of George and Mildred just a bit too quirky.
TV addict from Curtains drawn on the Sabbath
Must pong a bit inside that sidecar, what with it being full of dead rabbits and smelly socks. How much is the detergent bill every month?
Kilpheder Kate from inside my display case
When details of the event are leaked in the letters page of the Stornoway Gazette, the "bride and groom" in Lewis's first civil partnership are forced to make a quick getaway.
Mr Marryum All from Pink wedding chapel, Ness
That's a Ruski motorbike/side car, is it not? Here we ride Harleys, with our pony tails and tassels on our vests flying. No helmets. Did I say "we"? As James Joyce once said: "Count me out!" Why is the passenger not wearing a helmet? Is he an anarchist? Trotskyite? Or is he on the way to Glasgow to buy one?
mjc from NM,USA
Are you sure that fat bloke will ever get out of the sidecar; looks like he fills it inside perfectly. One tae many doughnuts, methinks...
Slim from Berneray
Slim, that's not nice. The fellow is just what we in NM call "traditionally built" and he looks very cozy in the sidecar. The mistake those two made is that they got a Russian product rather than an American one: our side cars are more spacious (you can easily tuck in two dozens of KK on your lap). Buy American: our economy needs all the help it can get.
mjc from NM,USA
The stuff of dreams, nightmares, and inhaling too much smoke from a peat fire.
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