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What Is Vegas Trying To Tel Me? Part 2

  • Paul Mason
  • 9 Jan 07, 01:45 AM

The shaving mirror in my hotel room is magnifying my face by about 25 times its normal size. Like everything else in Vegas it knocks its puny British equivalent for six. On close inspection this morning I found that, sometime during the past 46 years, and quite without my knowledge, fine blond hairs had grown out of my ears resembling a biological specimen so precisely that I was thinking of sending a photo of them to my friend, who's a geneticist, as a spoof of the DNA double helix. But now I know what that mirror is trying to tell me: beware, boy, because televisions are about to get very, very big.

At Sony's press conference last night they unveiled the prototype of an 82 inch LCD flat screen television. Unlike the chavvy bigscreens most of my friends under the age of 30 insist on hanging above their mantlepieces, these new Sony Bravias are also High Definition - so you can hardly even see a pixel, even at close range: it looks like an incredibly sharp digital photo, but it's moving.

Hence, be very afraid. Those strands and follicles I discovered in the mirror will soon be visited on you and your family in your living room. And Jeremy Paxman's famously quizzical eyebrows will be the size of two giant squirrels magnifying his scepticism to a possibly terrifying scale...

....High Definition is the big theme of this week's CES - and today I've been handling some of the cameras - still and video - that you'll be using in the near future. Since HD has not really hit the British high street in any great volume, seeing it up close has been a revelation. When Sony builds a screen that "does not just fill the wall, it is the wall" it does not particularly turn me on. But Canon's latest digital camcorder is another matter: it's small; it takes pictures that are potentially broadcastable on UK television (unlike most mini-camcorders - because it's got a 3 megapixel CMOS if you are interested in that kind of tecchie detail, and records onto hard disc) and the high definition of the picture makes all the previous stuff I've ever shot on a camcorder look a bit, frankly, 20th century.

Why is it exciting? First because stuff like this is going to put the power to create truly beautiful content in the hands of people with just an ordinary amount of skill. Of course there is no guarantee that it will: zillions of hours of bad video will be shot - but with high definition you do actually start to do the same thing with reality as I did with my ear-hair: notice new stuff.

Now everybody in the world of tech gadgets wants a piece of the HD action: but it's interesting to note how differently companies conceive of the challenge. For Sony, the challenge is to offer a HD way of doing things from the lens of the movie camera to the screen in the teenager's bedroom to the point and shoot camera in the teenager's pocket. It's a very "electronics" way of thinking about the potential. At Microsoft, where I was given a hands on demo this morning, what they're betting on is that HD draws loads more people into the creation and sharing of content, so they have been working overtime to get gadget makers signed up to their new computer operating system,. Vista, which launches this month.

Vista turns your big, widescreen telly - and whatever box is running it - into a hub for a lot of HD content: your own snaps, your own videos, the HD version of DVD, or the World Cup broadcast in HD by Sky, for example. So HD is a way of Microsoft "supporting" - its critics would say embracing to the point of strangulation - other people's products, and of course a way of selling the new operating system. That, in turn, is a very "software" way of thinking about HD.

Now if you think HD is just going to be like the telly but a bit clearer, after a day wandering around this place I can tell you it is going to be more: I am not sure it will live up to the hype of being the technology that finally tips the ordinary Joe into content creation but it it is certainly in the same league as the transition from black/white to colour TV. Because what I think happens with HD is that the content becomes immersive - just as it does with a really good computer game, where the picture is already going to be considerably higher definition than your average telly.

So TVs are getting bigger, much clearer and everything you use to make images will be able to talk to the media centre in your home - and if you haven't got one of those, it is more likely that you will one day succumb to it.

As for TV correspondents, they are going to look uglier, or more real - depending on how charitable you are feeling. I am told there is a new, airbrush-like machine that blasts the faces of American TV anchormen/women with such a fine film of makeup that it can withstand HD. But even if it works, do we really want to see laquered lips the size of a smoked salmon in our living rooms? I suppose it depends on who they belong to.

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  • 1.
  • At 03:53 PM on 09 Jan 2007,
  • Graham wrote:

What's the carbon footprint of all these new technologies? Doesn't HD and such eat significantly more power than their more backwards equivalents? Its funny that at a time when we are all meant to be saving energy we are also being pushed into using more energy guzzling equipment.

Its a small thing, but I'm not interested in digital tv. I'm perfectly happy flicking through 5 channels of what tends to be dross rather than 30 of what tends to be even more dross. But in two years the analogue signal is being switched off down my way and so I'll need another little box under the telly, no doubt on or on standby all year long. As I say its only a small thing, but isn't it the small things that count in our battle against destroying ourselves.

  • 2.
  • At 06:51 PM on 09 Jan 2007,
  • Carl wrote:

You're 46!? Never...

  • 3.
  • At 07:00 PM on 09 Jan 2007,
  • Cloe Fribourg wrote:

"And Jeremy Paxman's famously quizzical eyebrows will be the size of two giant squirrels magnifying his scepticism to a possibly terrifying scale..."

:-D

Well, I had been contemplating getting some more powerful screens in... on second thoughts.... it might come back to haunt me... I shall forever be persued by two giant squirrels pounding through my nightmares, going 'nyeees'...'yeees'.... aaarrrgh!!!!

Paul, nice work so far.

I trust that, as part of geek week - which, you tell us, is examining the effect of technology on society - you will devote 5 or 10 minutes to looking at how Newsnight's (indeed the ±«Óãtv's) own attitude to technology - particularly the Internet - has changed over the past 10 years.

As "early adopters" (my wife and I met on the web in 1994) we noted how scornfully Newsnight and other ±«Óãtv news teams treated the Internet. It was all a joke, a fad, a failure or a menace. It has been fascinating to watch your own attitudes evolve.

Dig out your own footage and you'll see what we mean.

It seems to me that the Beeb still hasn't grasped the scale of what is happening, or the importance of your own role in it. You still follow the crowd rather than leading it.

For instance, you could - and in my view should - become the trusted global journal of record. But we'll leave that for another day.

  • 5.
  • At 09:57 PM on 10 Jan 2007,
  • Philip wrote:

I agree that 'fashion' for putting tellys above the fireplace is idiotic.

What an absolutely stupid place for a television - apart from getting a crick in the neck, won't they overheat when you light a fire ? Ah, right, none of them are proper fireplaces...

  • 6.
  • At 12:12 PM on 11 Jan 2007,
  • Ben wrote:

Hello Paul,

Saw your piece last night on mind, matter and multiverses which shocked me quite a bit since I didnt know it was coming and I'm currently reading Into the Silent Land by Paul Broks. I just wanted to recommend it to you, its a very very good book.

  • 7.
  • At 03:05 PM on 11 Jan 2007,
  • rey wrote:

doesn't matter how good it looks if the content is rubbish its still not worth watching - the analogy to PC games still holds well.

I've given up watching TV altogther now, becasue there is too much rubbish, a lot of unsubstantiated opinion and no depth to any programs. I can't see HD making this any better, only bigger.

Give me a book anyday.

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