David Beckham's tattoos. David Beckham to Gareth Bale. 2.5 million.
David Beckham's tattoos. David Beckham to Gareth Bale. £2.5 million.
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It's common knowledge that they've been unsettled for some time, so it's no great surprise to see David Beckham's tattoos being transfered from his torso to that of Tottenham wonderkid Gareth Bale. The tattoos themselves tell the press:
"We've had some great times on David but he's, like, 35 now or something and it was getting a bit embarrassing, frankly. So we jumped at the chance of being transfered onto Gareth and we're going to try our best to make him look every bit as skanky as Becks has since he got us."
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Transfer Day Updates are written by Laurence Howarth
Comment number 1.
At 1st Feb 2011, jacksofbuxton wrote:I've gone through your hilarious transfer deadline day stories and need a doctor.Oh my sides ache.
Could somebody from the ±«Óãtv please explain why,in this age of austerity(we're all in this together),you've decided to go for this sort of cheap sub Viz imitation tat?Is it to save money?Is this going to be par for the course once the cuts are applied to the ±«Óãtv website?
This isn't funny.Neither is the Special 1 blog.You decide to shift out Quotes of the week and review of the week (which,in fairness to Lewis WIlshere,he tried his hardest to keep)and replace it with this?
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Comment number 2.
At 9th Feb 2011, CJ Tatts wrote:Peculiar picture - cool looking set of though, I wonder if I can digitally transfer them to my arms. I could also do with a flatter belly.
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