How To Destroy...Hannah Montana
NOTE: In retrospect, spraying one of Disney's biggest stars with chemicals is probably not a brilliantly wise thing to suggest. It smacks of germ warfare, and ultimately terrorism. And this is something the good people of America are particularly touchy about.
So can I just say that this is not something I would like to see happen. It is merely a suggested solution to a situation which will almost definitely never happen. I mean, what possible reason could anyone have to destroy Miley Cyrus? She'd have to be secretly planning to convert the entire US of A into a communist state using her musical talents as a rhythmic form of brain-washing.
And she'd have to be wanting to do this in order to force everyone to jump up and down at the same time, in order to create a tsunami big enough to wash all signs of life from western Europe. If all of these things were to happen, MAYBE it would be OK to spray her with something. But for now, just leave it, OK?
Comment number 1.
At 22nd Oct 2008, year7rs wrote:Hannah Montana is aimed at children. Why are adults bothered about the things she does? She is a good role model for children.
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Comment number 2.
At 22nd Oct 2008, Fraser McAlpine - wrote:I'm not remotely bothered by the things she does. She seems very nice. This is a joke.
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Comment number 3.
At 22nd Oct 2008, hackerjack wrote:Hannah Montana deserves to be destroyed.
Miley Cyrus though, once you strip off the disney sickly sweetness, seems to be quite an interesting and talented individual.
More Miley, less Montana!
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Comment number 4.
At 21st Mar 2009, andretee wrote:She's been a good model to young people. Haven't heard anything major bad about her.
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