Classified Ads - 05/03/08
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*Translation: "Attention! We need a French course. It's not always possible to let the funky music do the talking. - Girls Aloud."
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Comments
OK, my favorite one this time was the Girl's Aloud one. Just because I immediately wondered what it said...
Well done, dude. :)
[I can't take the credit for that one. That was Steve's. The boy's a genius, I tell ya! - Fraser]
Very, very funny - although it looks like a certain someone is going to have some Bullett For My Valentine fans after him ;)
[Hmmm *thinks*...what would Lars Ulrich do? Something pretty arrogant, I bet! - Fraser]
very funny :)
like the rockstar one
and the duffy one too- is there a referance to ashes to ashes/life on mars in there somewhere?
[Only entirely, yes. :-) - Fraser]