How To Destroy...Fergie
NOTE: Some pop stars have in-built self-destruct devices which they (obviously) have to keep very quiet, in case mean-minded people try and destroy them while they're just trying to do their job. Some other pop stars have in-built self-destruct devices which have actually been triggered, and yet they carry on regardless (*cough* DOHERTY *cough* WINEHOUSE *cough*).
In Fergie's case, all it takes is a quick tug on either arm - taking care to keep clear of those all important 'lady lumps', in case they go off pop-bang in your face - and she's effectively out of the pop game for good. Although I personally wouldn't bet against Will.I.Am finding a way to make her springy neck seem sexual, in song form.
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i would LOVE to know how to destroy fergie but for some unknown reason the how to destroy isnt there, instead is a white box with a red cross in the top left corner :S
i cant see it :( its just grey... but then again i have a mac and as much as i love it it does make some things difficult :/
I can't see the photo! Any chance of fixing it?
Hello, sorry about that. There's been ±«Óãtv server problems, which is why I went home having checked it was live last night, and came in this morning to find it wasn't!
There, now destroy away!
You could destroy Fergie by making her jump through the floor like that Pepsi advert and have her fall down with as much grace as London Bridge. :-)
haha what a legendary piece of information =]
if any of them don't have self-destruct devices i'd be happy to stick one on their back :P
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...*Breathes* HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
Glad I Got THAT Out Of My System.
Oh Hang On...
HA!
Okay It's Over...
TeeHee....
x
How could you possibly want to destroy something sooooooo beautiful?!?!
lol (actually I'm quite serious...)
wow get a f* life. make a post saying how to destroy you.
Fergie is the most amazing and beautiful person on earth and i love her soo muchh
Peas & Love
Kelly
xoxo