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Fraser McAlpine | 17:22 UK time, Wednesday, 13 June 2007

How To Destroy Bjork

NOTE: Even if she looks like an ice-cream. Even if she looks like a very tasty ice-cream indeed. Even if she looks like the most delicious ice-cream in the whole wide world, and you are boiling, and you've just eaten a massively hot curry and your curtains are on fire...PLEASE do not eat the Bjork. You'll have nightmares.

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  1. At 05:39 PM on 13 Jun 2007, Kat wrote:

    Looks almost as good as Mint Choc Chip though! Mmmm.. entire new appreciation of Bjork

  2. At 10:55 AM on 14 Jun 2007, JT wrote:

    Now THAT'S just mean, McFly and Keane totally deserve to get destroyed but not Bjork!

  3. At 02:10 PM on 14 Jun 2007, Kat wrote:

    But doesn't she look yummy?

  4. At 06:52 PM on 14 Jun 2007, JT wrote:

    What, as a lady or as an ice-cream?

  5. At 07:23 PM on 14 Jun 2007, Kat wrote:

    Personally I'm more interested in the ice cream :P

  6. At 08:35 PM on 14 Jun 2007, ~Rachel~ wrote:

    JT: that's brave of you, trying to sneak the comment about McFly past the McFly Street Team - and putting Keane in the same sentence too!

    ...it's alright, I don't think they can have been looking...

  7. At 12:12 AM on 15 Jun 2007, Totally McFly Street Team wrote:

    We just got over the shock...

    Due to his obvious mental health issues (thinking Bjork doesn't deserve to be destroyed.. poor thing) we have decided that a warning shall suffice.. this time..

  8. At 02:53 PM on 15 Jun 2007, JT wrote:

    If McFly got their line-up right (ONE singer not 3 and ONE good guitarist not 2 bad ones) and then didn't make stupid cover versions they woudn't be quite, quite so bad but right now they are useless.


    I won't even mention the dance moves...

    [OK, can I just say for the record...HE said that, not ME *hides*- Fraser]

  9. At 04:56 PM on 15 Jun 2007, wrote:

    JT, you seem to have a nack of winding people up....be careful here, that street team is savage! and that would be why fraser is hiding....

  10. At 06:07 PM on 15 Jun 2007, JT wrote:

    Yep, got a degree in winding people up :-)

  11. At 07:03 PM on 15 Jun 2007, Totally McFly Street Team wrote:

    Excuse me, McFly's line-up is what makes them unique.

    They play lots of original songs, and the covers they do make are very often for charity which is completely different to just covering songs out of laziness.

    You've been warned twice, crazy-boy. Three strikes and you're out.

  12. At 09:50 PM on 15 Jun 2007, wrote:

    well you deserve it, you drove me up the wall, 'crazy-boy'! haha :)

  13. At 10:29 AM on 16 Jun 2007, JT wrote:

    I know lots of bands with a similar lineup. You StreetTeam are the crazy ones for supporting losers like McFly!

  14. At 12:09 PM on 16 Jun 2007, Totally McFly Street Team wrote:

    Come on, name some then! We're waiting!

  15. At 06:45 PM on 16 Jun 2007, JT wrote:

    Sh*tdisco
    Joel (Guitar/lead vocals and also Bass)
    Joe (Guitar/lead vocals and also Bass)
    Jan Lee (Bass/Backing vocals and also Keyboards)
    Darren (Drums)

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