Classified Ads - 30/04/07
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------------------- FOR SALE: FRIDGE ------------------- Unwanted appliance. Heart does the job instead. Using lungs as champagne bucket. Omarion (The Human Kitchen) |
------------------- ADVICE NEEDED ------------------- It's always the same. First date, great. Second date, magical. Third date, M-Hum Mmm-mmm Hmm. He runs to hills. What am I doing wrong? Natasha (In bed. In field) |
------------------- RELEASE YOUR INNER BULLY ------------------- Simple exercises. Pays for itself (in time). Specialities: NastyGolf, Boyfriend theft... Call Evil Lavigne, and bring my homework, OK?? | ------------------- HELP ME, I'M DESPERATE! ------------------- I heard this great song today, and I don't know who it's by. It goes "Beyonce, Beyonce" and then "Shakira, Shakira"... Or something similar... |
------------------- WANTED: BIG WELCOME! ------------------- HEEY! It's US! WE'RE BACK! It's been AGES! So where's the parade? Where are the fireworks? I dunno why we bother! Rip Van Travis | ------------------- FOR SALE: UNIFORMS ------------------- Navy blonde, navy brunette, navy red-head, and baby-blue rubber hotpant suit. Would suit wartime fetish drag-act. Fun for parties Candyna Manguilera. |
------------------- URGENT PEST CONTROL ------------------- We had 2 rabbit-humans and a video to shoot. Now we are swamped by inbred bunnyman mutants. Humane solutions, please. Cold-showers ineffectual. Groove Armada | ------------------- FOR GOODNESS' SAKE ------------------- Kaiser Chiefs, Klaxons, Keane, Kings Of Leon, Killers, Kooks, Kasabian... Notice a theme? K is NOT SPECIAL, 'K? Kylie |
------------------- WANTED: A DRINKIE ------------------- Whose round is it? Is it yours? Is it? Yours? Hmm? I'll fight anyone in here for a quid... Amy Wi...NO. JOSS STONE (heheheh) | ------------------- SALE: MORE UNIFORMS ------------------- Tiny skirts, tiny tunics, tiny shoes, thongs. (Calabrian army colours) Would suit touring oompa-loompa brass band (thongs as tiny hammocks) Call A for little boxful.. |
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this blog has been a great success, i see you have your hands full with all the many comments! better luck next time yeah
[I think people are too busy ringing up to try and get those Oompa-Loompa hammocks to comment. - Fraser]
Some of them are funny, but some of the others are bad in a way that steals the others' funny and runs away with it..
Oompa-Loompa hammocks?? wat?
[See? OH SO QUICK to criticise...but you didn't read it properly, didja? Bah! ;-) -Fraser]
ahh i get ya, i read it when u 1st posted it, but thought id seen better so i didnt comment but came back yesterday and felt sorry for you as you had no comments so i thought id write you one. see, im nice :) you must have gotten seriously short of ideas when u decided to do this blog though right?
[Nope. - Fraser]
ok, its just that in my opinion this one lacks the usual quality. no offence meant though, the high quality must be tough to maintain, this prooves it (i think).