Baby:
Ah the park. Lots of green things. Love this place.
Mum:
Hey, you want to look at Mummy's phone?
Baby:
Oh, I was after a chat, actually. Wow. No idea what any of this means.
Mum:
You enjoying that?
Baby:
Not a clue, but it is mesmerising.
Mum:
Can you follow it?
Baby:
Can't understand a thing. Oh, this is unreal. What is that? Are those little people in there?
Mum:
Glad you're enjoying it, it gives me a little break.
Baby:
It's like I can tell there are words being spoken, but they're somehow hard to grasp on this little phone thing. Oh, what's going on here then? It's broken, Mum. You broke it.
Mum:
Oh, run out of battery!
Baby:
Anyway now, that's gone. How about we chat? Look I'm waving!
Mum:
Do you want to talk to Mummy instead? Can you say 'hello'?
Hello? Hello?
Baby:
Hello! Hello!
You're much easier to understand than this little machine thing. That's fun! Waving isn't it?
Mum:
You like it when Mummy waves!
Baby:
You've finally got it. Thanks, Mum. I choose you over a phone any day.
Mum thinks a cartoon on her phone is a great idea to occupy her daughter.
However, a little chat goes down much better!
