Burns Supper: Lismore's Lassies Reply
Posted: Thursday, 27 January 2005 |
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Last night down the pier I was out for a walk,
When Tony appeared he wanted to talk,
Then he comes out with the line âJane Iâve a question to ask,
The Lassies Reply â itâs not a big task.
Bethâll be in the kitchen cleaning the pots,
Say that youâll do it, I know your ticket youâve boughtâ
Now mood swings are caused by questions like these,
But I know the dear man was only trying to pleaseâ
So the Lassies reply Iâve been asked to do,
Iâd better get on before their even more fou.
Burns said
A manâs a man for aâ that, for aâ that, ânâ aâ that.
But thereâs mony a man for a that â upstanding the rogue and a that.
Thereâs some who are fou o love divine, thereâs some are fou o brandy,
The first are the type we lassies like â the others are just too randy!
See social life and glee sit doon, all joyous and unthinking, Till quite transmogrifâd, theyâre grown â debauchery and drinking.
Nae need to ask we jobs they like â theyâre away wi the morning lark,
But lassies how mony of us here â have had tae build âflat packâ.
Our guid men Iâm selling short and thatâs not my true intention,
Why theyâre great at âdoing stuffâ sure theyâre fathers of invention.
They put up with our moods, hair dos, our diet attempts,
Why these men that we know are really fine gents.
So Ladies â please stand â to our sons, husbands, and dads.
Iâll finish this task with the toast
âTo The Ladsâ
Posted on Jane at 10:29
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Don't know if you still see this, but the looking elsewhere didn't do you any harm, did it?! ;-)
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