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Salesmen Are Like Vampires

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Comedy set in 1980s Essex. Vincent Swan, double-glazing salesman extraordinaire, tries to convince an old colleague to join the double-glazing business.

Essex, 1983. Meet Vincent Swan, double-glazing salesman extraordinaire. Smart, handsome and cocksure, Vincent will stop at nothing to get a sale. His team at Cachet Windows include Fitzpatrick, a smarmy reprobate who can charm the life savings out of anyone, and Lavender, a failed musician whose crippling politeness and moral backbone have a habit of getting in the way of a sale. The two take a bet on whether Fitzpatrick can 'sell ice to the Eskimos' - in other words, sell new windows to someone he has recently sold new windows to. Meanwhile, Vincent's attempt to convince an old colleague to join the double-glazing business takes an unexpected turn.

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Sun 28 May 2017 22:55

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Music Played

  • Laura Branigan

    Gloria

  • Joe Jackson

    Steppin' Out

  • Paul Young

    Sex (Extended Club Mix)

  • Paul Young

    Wherever I Lay My Hat

  • Daryl Hall & John Oates

    Kiss On My List

  • The Rock Steady Crew

    (Hey You) The Rock Steady Crew

  • Grace Jones

    I've Seen That Face Before (Libertango)

  • Ian Dury & the Blockheads

    Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick

  • Steve Miller Band

    Abracadabra

  • The Jam

    Move On Up

  • Daryl Hall & John Oates

    Out of Touch

  • The Boomtown Rats

    Rat Trap

  • Pretenders

    Brass in Pocket

  • Martha and the Muffins

    Echo Beach

  • Kim Carnes

    Bette Davis Eyes

  • Chic

    Good Times

  • The Cure

    The Love Cats

  • Dionne Warwick

    Heartbreaker

  • Rod Stewart

    Young Turks

Credits

Role Contributor
Vincent Swan Ed Westwick
Fitzpatrick James Buckley
Lavender Joe Thomas
Carol Lauren O'Rourke
Sam Linzey Cocker
Tony Walsh Nigel Lindsay
Brendan Lloyd Hutchinson
Natalie Charlee Lou Borthwick
Robbie Bobby Smalldridge
Mrs Brown Yvonne D'Alpra
Mr Solomon Anthony Adjekum
Terry Paul Garner
Dicky Tom Andrews
Mark Andy Gibbins
Laura Georgia Gasson
Gill Nicola Stapleton
Producer Phil Gilbert
Director Damon Beesley
Writer Damon Beesley
Production Company Fudge Park Productions Ltd

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