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I've won some money. What should I do with it?

Eddie Mair | 10:43 UK time, Monday, 14 May 2007

This is not one of those Nigerian schemes which - as it turns out - NEVER pay up as they promise.

At the end of last week the lovely Amanda was doing the rounds with her Eurovision sweep. I parted with some money and look - this email explains it all:

"1st place Serbia / Marilyn £5
2nd place Ukraine / Eddie £3
3rd place Russia / Fiona £2
Last place Ireland / Eddie £2"

...which is why in my pigeon-hole today there is an envelope with five pounds in small change. What should I do with it? I'm tempted to place a bet with it to try to win some money for a charidee...but I bet (no pun intended) there's something in the ±«Óãtv charter that frowns on that sort of thing. What should I do? Buy half a coffee from S**s?

Comments

  1. At 11:00 AM on 14 May 2007, Aunt Dahlia wrote:

    Put it in a currently unused handbag, so that when you are, at some distant stage in the future, rummaging like mad to give cash to the charitable collector that actually found us you can come across it with joy and wonder and a feeling of benewhotsit.
    Why do my posts always look as as if I'm writing the script for the policeman in 'Allo 'Allo. I actually amended handbog, but there are others....

  2. At 11:04 AM on 14 May 2007, DI Wyman wrote:

    Eddie..firstly Congratulations and Celebrations.

    ....but what is a Eurovision Sweep and does Sooty know about this, I think the public should be told.

  3. At 11:05 AM on 14 May 2007, Blooter wrote:

    Big Issue, Sir?

  4. At 11:08 AM on 14 May 2007, wrote:

    Put it towards your legal expenses, following a backlash from outraged members of the public as a result of the previous posting?

    ;o)

    I can't believe you actually posted that image!

    Fifi

  5. At 11:10 AM on 14 May 2007, Lew Bricant wrote:

    Eddie - why don't you have a word with the ±«Óãtv's Evan Davis? He could advise you about making a small deposit. Couldn't he?

  6. At 11:15 AM on 14 May 2007, Perky wrote:

    Look how popular you are now you've won some money!!

    Actually, a fiver would buy me a nice gin and tonic in a quiet country pub. Hint, hint. ;)

  7. At 11:16 AM on 14 May 2007, Fearless Fred wrote:

    I think you ought to spend it on a bottle for the NCMB on the beach!

  8. At 11:22 AM on 14 May 2007, RJD wrote:

    Eddie - Keep this to yourself or the odds will tumble.
    Musselburgh (14:40) - Put the lot on Dotty's Daughter.

  9. At 11:54 AM on 14 May 2007, Charles Hatton wrote:

    Give it to Marilyn. Hopefully she has your £3.

    Have fun now ...

  10. At 12:03 PM on 14 May 2007, Big Sister wrote:

    No, Sir, not the coffee. Why not go for a lovely blue glass bottle of Welsh Water (Ty N*nt? if memory serves me) which you can drink and then refill from the tap to serve to you dinner guests.

    This is a tip I picked up from a ?friend some time back, though I chose not to follow her lead it must be said ..... However, as a way of getting a return from your initial outlay, it does appear to have merit!

  11. At 01:13 PM on 14 May 2007, RJD wrote:

    Big Sis - " I chose not to follow her lead" - Yeah - a likely story.

  12. At 01:48 PM on 14 May 2007, Fiona wrote:

    Shall I e-mail you my address so you can post on my £2???

    The bubbly's on me folks.....

  13. At 01:51 PM on 14 May 2007, wrote:

    Use it to buy coffee. I saw the previous photo. No comment.

  14. At 02:56 PM on 14 May 2007, wrote:

    Damn the expense, go out and book yourself a holiday man!

    Si.

  15. At 03:09 PM on 14 May 2007, Wonko wrote:

    Buy a whisky miniature, sign the bottle and then auction it?

    ;o) []

  16. At 03:11 PM on 14 May 2007, Big Sister wrote:

    RJD: How would you like a Pyrenean Axis today, good man? I've got a nice sharp one over here that's looking for a place to land ....

  17. At 04:11 PM on 14 May 2007, RJD wrote:

    Big Sis - It wouldn't worry me at all - I could counter with my Balkan Bloc!

  18. At 04:21 PM on 14 May 2007, Big Sister wrote:

    Correct! Go to the top of the class! ;o)

  19. At 04:51 PM on 14 May 2007, Bank manager wrote:

    I must of course point out that the value of investments can go down as well as up - but in today's market, may I suggest gluing the 5 coins in a row along a quiet street, set up a video camera opposite to film innocent passers by trying to pick them up, then sell the film to a tv company who will show it at peak time on a Saturday evening. As your advisor, I will make a small charge for this advice - £10 should cover it.

  20. At 06:13 PM on 14 May 2007, wrote:

    Bank Manager (19) that'd work for about 20 minutes, then some oik would turn up with a JCB (stolen from the nearest road works) & dig out the chunk of paving before absconding with the money. When we lived in Hyde, someone stole the paving stones from the bottom of our street. Nothing is sacred any more...

  21. At 11:30 PM on 14 May 2007, Val P wrote:

    Well, it's time for me to go out delivering my Christian Aid envelopes - would you like me to send one straight to you?

    p.s. why do I always feel so uncomfortable about asking donors to fill in the bit on the back that allows the charity to claim back the tax? I feel that they think I'm just wanting to find out how much they've put in the envelope.....

  22. At 10:08 AM on 15 May 2007, wrote:

    Val - but don't you find it's always a pound? At least it averages that, per house? I did a cancer charity one a couple of years ago, & each time when it came to counting up the dosh, it was spooky how it averaged out at £1 per household!

  23. At 10:54 AM on 16 May 2007, Big Sister wrote:

    Christian Aid, definitely. Go on, Eddie - You know you want to.

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