Paper Monitor
12:35 UK time, Tuesday, 5 February 2013
A service highlighting the riches of the daily press.
"A very middle class stripper"
Could the Daily Mail have been more delighted than to have
The story goes that Harry Styles blah blah blah 19th birthday blah blah blah lap dance blah blah saucy antics blah blah "my daughter's not a stripper" blah.
Can you guess what comes next?
Blah blah blah "...£1.1million five bedroom townhouse in Kingston-upon-Thames, Surrey..." blah blah.
Paper Monitor is most curious. How does the Mail get its house price figures? Presumably, when doorstopped, the very middle class not-a-stripper didn't pause after her "no comment" to add that the family home had recently been valued at £1.1m, and that yes, it did indeed have five bedrooms.
Does the Mail have a database listing the value of every house in the country (and beyond) just in case one of the inhabitants might perform a lap dance for a spotlit pop moppet? Does it have a tame real estate agent chained in the basement of Mail Towers? A crystal ball?
Wonder what figure it would give for Paper Monitor's abode?
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