Your Letters
17:15 UK time, Thursday, 17 January 2013
One of my favourite puns is on the back of a local breakdown truck - "We don't want an arm and a leg, we just want all your tows!" They just don't make them like that anymore.
Emma, Jersey
This story reminds me of the quotation attributed to Groucho Marx: "Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read."
Simon Robinson, Birmingham, UK
I don't think the British are really that disgusted at the thought of eating horsemeat. For me, the primary problem would seem to be that the packet said "BEEFBURGER", and not "NOW WITH 29% NOURISHING HORSEFLESH".
Alex, Bishop Auckland
Can I nominate this for smug headline of the week?
Brendan, London
Ah, Polly (Wednesday letters) - I would reciprocate your feelings but my conviction hav been that GURLS are uterly wet and weedstruck. Chiz chiz.
Angus Gafraidh, London UK
So the Oprah/Armstrong interview is two and a half hours long and is being shown over two days. Thanks goodness Peter Jackson wasn't directing it or it would have been padded out to six hours and turned into a trilogy.
MCK, Stevenage
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