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Is anyone else disappointed that this story doesn't have comments on it? I was waiting for countless tales of "one time I go sooooo bamboozled I left my shorts in a nightclub" and the like.
Jo , London

Is this teen really drunk girl's - aka bench girl - previously spotted daughter taking the next step to media notoriety?
Matt, Hove

Surely the issue here is one of timing and company? Most days end up with me doing certainly one, if not both, of these things. I assume I'm not alone.?
LC, London

Is this the real reason for the occasional missing letters page?
Ralph, Cumbria

I think this is the news we have all been waiting for, though one does have to wonder what the scientist was doing in a lab with a gibbon and a canister of helium - well, unless it was the Christmas party, obviously.
Basil Long, Nottingham

I'm more surprised that nine people (for whom I suspect money is not a big problem) would only run up a bill for £220 in a curry house.
Sue, London

Thanks for this answer, it's saved me a lot of head scratching.
Simon Robinson, Birmingham, UK

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