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So, the teaser headline reads "Mercury to appear in Queen show" Are we also to have "Venus to appear in Bananarama show"? I won't even mention Uranus...
Basil Long, Nottingham

I hate to be picky, but it's hardly veiled at the moment.
Ralph, Cumbria

So, I was expecting to see a Magazine article on today. It's not too late to knock something up is it? His name has helped me gain points in literally twos of pub quizzes. Perhaps ±«Óãtv One's The One Show will run a typically punchy feature...
Luke L, Woking

Monitor Note: We got there two days ago

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