Your Letters
15:55 UK time, Tuesday, 21 September 2010
The release of the e-fit of lettuce man is obviously a very clever ruse on the part of the Hampshire Constabulary. An image that would otherwise have been seen by almost no-one (save the dedicated Crimestoppers among you) has now been viewed by a gazillion ±«Óãtv website users. Perhaps tomorrow the police will announce that they made a mistake and that he's in fact wanted not for a £60 robbery but for murder. I look forward to seeing the fruits of this project in future (excuse the pun), may I suggest rosy cheeks and cauliflower ears?
Simon, Cambridge
Is it too much to hope that the lettuce-head suspect will turn over a new leaf? Perhaps he needs to put down roots somewhere.
GDW, Edinburgh
Rocket Man?
Mike, Newcastle upon Tyne
Iceberg right ahead!
Ellie, Oxford, UK
Please tell me we're not really calling 1,000m hills, "super-mountains". That's just embarrassing. On that scale, Everest must be a "mega-ultra-super-dooper-really-big-with-knobs-on mountain".
David Richerby, Leeds, UK
Blue Baby (Monday's letters): oh, no you don't! I think you'll find that Primark is an Irish retailer that is and always has been pronounced Pree-mark!
Leib, Belfast
Blue Baby (Monday's letters), unless you're trying to make yourself feel better about shopping there by making it sound posher, it's "Pree-mark"
Eric, Bristol
It's risky, but I'm going for NOT being published on three consecutive working days (Monday's letters). Day one, fingers crossed, here goes...
Graeme, Egham
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