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I'd be curious to know how the managed to end up with an odd number of participants.
Athos Athanasiou, London

Dear Paper Monitor, oh font of all knowledge that is newspaper related, could you please let me know whether the Paris Metro has a free newspaper called Le Tube? Thanks.
Ed, Clacton, UK

Now look here, I don't consider myself a prude... but I found it a little embarrassing browsing the Magazine homepage while at work today. Please think of us red-faced office workers next time you choose .
Joe A, London

I hope I'm not the only one who jumped to conclusions after reading "".
Jess, York

Ben, (Friday letters) sent you your penny with pleasure. With the thank you note, can you also include payment for my packing and postage invoice. Looking forward to your repeat custom.
Mike Thomas, Wirral

With reference to story, I would like to make it clear to all your readers that there is no such operation in progress at the EU. Yes, there are many attractive leggy blonde women, of which I include myself, but we are perfectly innocent ex-Soviet bloc women looking for a better future in the glorious west. This isn't a James Bond movie you know.

Ilyka Tomaykalov,
The EU,
formerly Moscow,
Union of Soviet Socialist Republics Russia

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