Monday's Quote of the Day
08:59 UK time, Monday, 3 November 2008
"David Cameron's body is good but his face is all wrong. He could do with some blond highlights and a spray tan. He's far too pasty" - Paris Hilton puts herself in the running for a Central Office job
Either this was quote of the day or Ms Hilton's take on the prime minister: "Brown has a nice-looking face but he needs to shave the sides of his hair and make his fringe spiky to appeal more to young people." A bidding war must surely be in the offing as both sides gear up for 2010 by trawling for the very best image consultant money can buy.
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