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I would like to take the gold medal for having the most published letters, however I have only ever had one published (two if everyone is reading this). I therefore suspect that there is more than one Adam from London, which has skewed your calculations.
Adam, London

A bronze! I had no idea I'd been so prolific in my time wasting! This is one of the proudest days of my life... sniff. (Note to MM: if this gets published, that makes it 27 and puts me on a par with Stig, okay??)
Sue, London

Re most published letters, I do believe that Sue, London, is actually two people. My mum (Sue, London)who used to send in and have published the odd humurous letter no longer can (due to something called work?). However the majority of letters and certainly the more recent ones from Sue, London, are from a different Sue who isn't my mum - I think. (Gosh my head hurts and I sort of understand this!) Do we need a recount?
Chick , Gatwick

Oh dear, you've really done it, haven't you, publishing that letter from James G? Doubtless Thursday's letters will be crammed with more mind-numbing demographic trivia. It's all too awful to contemplate. Anybody fancy a pint?
David Dee, Matola Mozambique

Wow! I never realised that kudos was available in different colours. Gold, silver and bronze.
Gordon, Newcastle

Good grief, was James G having an extremely slack day at work? Or is he currently a gentleman of leisure? And VERY bored?
Sharon, Portsmouth, UK

Re: the Magazine Monitor Olympic Games... having had only one thing I've ever sent to MM published (a caption in a caption competition last year) and studiously missing every other attempt at publication, I can only hope to assume an Eddie the Eagle style 'so bad it's good' position in the rankings...
Daniel, London

Ah ha! So Paper Monitor wants a body like Michael Phelps (and not like, say, Becky Adlington) - I think that conclusively answers the question of PM's sex.
Dan, Cambridge

Is it just me or is a tad ironic? what are they supposed to do with these thank you leaflets? Recycle them I guess. How ridiculous.
Naomi P, Sussex, UK

Couldn't help but notice changed colour some time this morning!
Steve S, Lincs

Am I the only one who finds the irony in ?
For a man that hates paper money, he still writes a cheque...
Jay Saunders, Shrivenham

The A level results are out today. That means that all the photogenic girls have passed again, and will be seen all over the TV and - oh look, they're on already!
John Whapshott, Westbury, England

Two errors in . (1) It would have to be a very small child to crawl under a 16cm high string. (2) There are also locations near the South Pole, where going S, E, N takes you back to where you started (because the east step takes you right round the pole!) Of course there are no bears down there, so perhaps he spotted a penguin?
Hamish McGlobbie, Leeds

I proclaim a lie. It wasn't more interesting.
Dan, London

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