Your Letters
17:07 UK time, Friday, 6 June 2008
Regarding the Chinese having to teach people how to clap (); if only we could get them to sing the chorus to Queen's We Will Rock You at the same time, it would be wonderful.
Steve W, Southampton, UK
I saw six cars flying the England flag today. Two points to these car owners a) England are not in Euro 2008 and b) your petrol consumption will increase.
Helen, Leicester
Was Kevin Rudd to that ever-popular destination, "Not In Service"?
Nigel Macarthur, London, England
Regarding Alexandra "famous in her home town of Croydon" De-Gale (). I've never heard of her.
Michael Hall, Croydon, UK
Does it count as reverse nominative determinism that the spokesman for the UN children's agency should be ? And surely such a talented bunch of flexicographers as Monitor readers should be able to come up with a snappier phrase than "reverse nominative determinism"?
Adam, London, UK
Actually Stuart Taylor (Thursday's letters), you can divide by zero, the same as you can multiply by it, there's just not much point.
Helen, Luxembourg
Stuart Taylor, impressing the ladies by baffling them with mathematical equations? I'm much more won over by the men claiming to be Mourhino. Yes please!
Felicity, Cheltenham
Please tell Ian C of Kent (Thursday's letters) that I don't understand the question. I do respond to "darling" though (and, being a Northerner, to "love").
Pix6, Vienna, Austria
(Red faced) I just got it - it's a pun on Pi. I gave up maths after I scraped through it at O-level.
Pix6, Vienna
Re . Great achievement, now can someone tell me why he's wearing a traffic cone on his head?
Stuart, Croydon
Stuart Taylor of Bromley says "I hate to nitpick" (Thursday's letters). You're reading the wrong blog, mate...
Tim Barrow, London, UK
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