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Merry Christmas to the Monitor, from another loyal employee in work all day today and erm...fulfilling important work-related research commitments on the internet.
Susannah, Northampton

"Now I feel violated, betrayed and disgusted." So said Sean Dubowik, the strip club owner mortified that a doctor showed his colleagues a photo of his penis with a "Hot Rod" tattoo (). This is my story of the week - the chance for so many lines, so little time...
Mel

Did someone get a PhD off this nugget of stating the obvious ().
James Hayward, Eindhoven, The Netherlands

Re . This says that Leona Lewis's Bleeding Love "spent seven long weeks languishing at the top of the UK singles chart, and has become the biggest-selling song of the year so far". I would suggest that a best-selling song that has spent seven weeks at the top of the chart can not be said to have been "languishing" there. Are you people not supposed to have a fairly good grasp of the English language?
Kevin Langley, Derby, UK

I'm disappointed the Daily Telegraph didn't have a partridge in a pear tree on its front page (Paper Monitor).
Starling, Lancaster

Re today's random stat: I'm astonished that 49% of men are that brave as to say that their partner didn't pick a great gift.
Adam, London, UK

Does the random stat suggest that women are better present givers or that men are more easily pleased? Anyway, I'm sure she'll be delighted with the charity donation I have made on her behalf this year. I'll get my goat.
Ken, Chelmsford

With regards my Thursday letter, you lost the bit at the start in quotes which read, without quotes, Political Bias! I feel that losing those two words completely changes the tone of my letter.
Ed, Clacton, UK

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