Caption competition results
13:40 UK time, Friday, 22 June 2007
Here are the winning entries in the caption competition.
This week, racegoers at Royal Ascot chat before laying their bets on the gee-gees. But what's being said?
6. Peter Forrester
"No wonder we didn't get into the Royal Enclosure, Henry. Just look at that tie!"
5. Michael Brown
"What a daft question, I don't think anyone is going to be looking at your bum!"
4. Helene Parry
"When you look at it sideways, it reads '2012'."
3. Gareth Jones, Isle of Anglesey
"The Royal Box wants its draught excluder back."
2. Diane Babbington
So how's the colonic irrigation going?
1. Sue Lee
"YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP HENRY - IT'S SET TO BLOW DRY!"
Thanks to all who entered.
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