Your Letters
17:32 UK time, Monday, 26 March 2007
My hands are shaking as I type this - I have more shocking news about and I am hesitant to reveal it. I took part in a choir-only SoP that was shown a few weeks ago. The sound recording was done a couple of days the pictures. That's right folks, we were miming. Please print this before I am killed for knowing too much.
Kind regards,
I wish to remain anonymous.
Re - so, five billion suspects and counting.
PS: I was nowhere near the Caribbean the weekend before last.
Peter, MK
So anyone with any thoughts as to how we can clear our names?
Lester Mak, London
According to 10 things, "the legal limit for flying a plane is 20mg of alcohol". However, this won't even enable you to push back from the stand. I'd have thought the legal limit would be more a like a couple of tonnes of kerosene.
Steve, London
Of course Alan Sugar is a fan of Masterchef (10 things). So no doubt are Sean Bean and Jasper Carrott.
Herbert G, Leeds
It may be possible to map a 248-dimensional structure (10 things), but after looking at it, will it ever be folded the same way?
Ralph, Cumbria
Why do triangular sandwiches taste better?
Andy, London
Oh Paper Monitor, by claiming to be a great-nephew, don't think for one second that we believe you're male.
David, Jerusalem
Dear Monitor,
If you say 'fess up again, I will leave you.
Thank you.
Sue, London
Monitor note: Duly chastened.
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