Caption competition
16:42 UK time, Friday, 26 January 2007
It's time for the caption comp.
This week, beachcombers inspect a barrel washed up on Branscombe beach in Devon, after the stricken container ship MSC Napoli ran aground a mile out to sea. But what's being said?
Technical gremlins have again delayed the results - so, no time this week for the "ones that didn't make the cut" - but the Monitor is pleased to announce the winners are as follows:
6. "No, Trinny, horizontal stripes never work"
Mark Esdale
5. "I THINK he said' I tell you I AM David Blaine'"
Eddie H
4. "Yes Gladys, I believe bunghold is the proper term"
Norma Seal
3. "I've always wondered what a BMW gearbox looks like"
Graham
2. "I think we'll call it Beryl"
Catherine O
1. "I'm telling you Liz, the prisons are full. Now let's just take it"
Mark
And an honourable mention to Nigel Macarthur for Services to Monitor Staff: "He sent his entry via the letters page and they put him in this!"
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